Luigi

We should join the EU

The EFF got you

Porn is now illegal

You get to drink from the FIREHOSE!

Well I guess he finally said something about them

This foe is beyond any of you, run!

Fantastic

Looking at the bright side we’re gonna get the best "Trump criticizes Trump"s of all time

He stopped a mass murderer, glad I could clear that up for you

He needs to be released and resupplied

Trump wasn’t answering Trudeau’s calls, I think maybe Trudeau had to use the back channel

You could find someone planning a sailboat crossing and volunteer to be a crew member using one of the crew finder sites. Although it might be difficult with no experience unless you’re a hottie