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FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca to Shitty Ask Lemmy@lemmy.ml · 23 days ago

I accidentally ate a red smartie first, what is the emergency protocol?

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I accidentally ate a red smartie first, what is the emergency protocol?

FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca to Shitty Ask Lemmy@lemmy.ml · 23 days ago
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  • T00l_shed@lemmy.world
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    23 days ago

    Commit sudoku

  • TrackenDaKracken@lemmy.world
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    23 days ago

    It’s okay to eat the red ones first, but you always must eat all of one color before eating the next. It’s mixing the colors that’s dangerous, not the order.

  • deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz
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    23 days ago

    Eat a blue and a green to make it all white.

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    23 days ago

    Are you in the United States or somewhere else in the world? It’s the difference between chocolate and choc.

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      23 days ago

      Since they identified the color as “red”, not “pink”, I assume they’re talking about the chocolate candies.

      Edit: also coming from a .ca instance.

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    23 days ago

    Induce vomiting immediately

  • yxc999@lemmy.ml
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    23 days ago

    500 blue ones

  • the_wizard_of_0Z@lemmy.ca
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    22 days ago

    I do enjoy your contrbutions

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