Oh man this almost made me pee myself
So the wish was I want to ride a horsecock?
My neighbour’s askin’ why I’m limping down the way
And who that fella was who came by yesterday
I quickly turn my face before I start to blush
'Coz frankly there is nothing I can sayIn case anyone’s ears haven’t been blessed by the musical majesty of “No Cock Like Horse Cock”.
Truly a piece to rival Mozart and Wagner.
It’s so stupidly happy sounding and catchy! I find myself humming the tune when I really, really shouldn’t.
Look at my horse, my horse is amazing. Give it a lick.
Great… i have this one now stuck in my head again.
Comes with the territory
Maybe the Genie didn’t misunderstand you but instead he’s just an insufferable cunt who fucks up your wish instead just to be a miserable ass?
