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minus-squarechrisashtear@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up51·3 days agoGeordi: “create a scene where i have a successful date with a lady” Computer: smokes
minus-squareMaya S. Trojan@piefed.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·3 days agoMore like to achieve the outcome the computer has to divert all power from all other systems (except minimal life support) for about 42 days… and even then it just produces something that was almost, but not quite, unlike tea.
minus-squarechrisashtear@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up13·3 days agoAnd while its working you can hear whispers all over the ship: “what do you get if you multiply six by nine?”
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 days agomy favorite irony in that is that it accidentally works in base 13
Geordi: “create a scene where i have a successful date with a lady”
Computer: smokes
More like to achieve the outcome the computer has to divert all power from all other systems (except minimal life support) for about 42 days… and even then it just produces something that was almost, but not quite, unlike tea.
And while its working you can hear whispers all over the ship: “what do you get if you multiply six by nine?”
my favorite irony in that is that it accidentally works in base 13
Stop that, you’re hurting it!