Men just can’t last as long as women. Saying this as a man, if a lady wants to go for 2 hours I start getting weird penis pain pangs and honestly become a bit exhausted. Meanwhile, I know a gal who really only starts to get into sex after her third orgasm, and can easily keep going for a whole day.
We were born with fatal flaws and faulty equipment.
You will spend countless hours of your life fucking. If you ever get the least bit bored, you’re doing life wrong. There is a truly infinite number of ways to accomplish the task at hand.
You have spent exactly 0 hours thus far fucking. Like all things in life, fucking is a skill. It takes practice to be good at it.
But honestly I don’t really remember, it was several years ago now. I can say with certainty that we didn’t have many toys at the time, so it was 90% me, her, and her shitty dorm room.
I wouldn’t say that the equipment is faulty, it just doesn’t come with an owners manual. If you can find a copy, chapter 6 is called “Poking the Prostate” it goes into great detail about how to go all day and have multiple orgasms. Turns out the engineers just have a sense of humor on where they placed the components.
Okay, this one’s on me. I’ll admit, my ass is really tight and gets sore easily. As much as I’d be interested in an 8 hour pegging session, I know I’d tap out within the first hour. I salute all the men stronger than me.
Men just can’t last as long as women. Saying this as a man, if a lady wants to go for 2 hours I start getting weird penis pain pangs and honestly become a bit exhausted. Meanwhile, I know a gal who really only starts to get into sex after her third orgasm, and can easily keep going for a whole day.
We were born with fatal flaws and faulty equipment.
My record is almost 8 hours friend.
You (or your partner) need to get good. Or maybe don’t because I was fucking sore after that one, it wasn’t really worth it.
What do you even do for 8 hours???
I’m a clueless virgin if you can’t tell
I have two pieces of sage wisdom friend:
You will spend countless hours of your life fucking. If you ever get the least bit bored, you’re doing life wrong. There is a truly infinite number of ways to accomplish the task at hand.
You have spent exactly 0 hours thus far fucking. Like all things in life, fucking is a skill. It takes practice to be good at it.
But honestly I don’t really remember, it was several years ago now. I can say with certainty that we didn’t have many toys at the time, so it was 90% me, her, and her shitty dorm room.
You’ve clearly never met any queer folks who do meth. But yes, normally it’s difficult to go more than a few hours speaking as someone with a penis.
I wouldn’t say that the equipment is faulty, it just doesn’t come with an owners manual. If you can find a copy, chapter 6 is called “Poking the Prostate” it goes into great detail about how to go all day and have multiple orgasms. Turns out the engineers just have a sense of humor on where they placed the components.
Okay, this one’s on me. I’ll admit, my ass is really tight and gets sore easily. As much as I’d be interested in an 8 hour pegging session, I know I’d tap out within the first hour. I salute all the men stronger than me.