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I really like eggs, but I walk to my grocery store and back, and often bump the fuck outta whatever I buy. After the first accident, I’ve not bought eggs in a real long while.

Onionized

…we were supposed to be developing the power of friendship? I thought we were all-in on girlkissing!

I think it’s just that people being assholes to each other has become deeply ingrained in American culture. It’s become totally acceptable to dehumanize other people for trivial reasons, on both the right and the left.

Long enough that it’d be hard to rule diet as your cause of death. Your biggest consequences would be low energy and a weakened immune system. Not a great place to be, but you’re not gonna be so weak that you fall over to a stiff wind. It would take an untreated illness like the flu or pneumonia to actually kill you.

Oof, another one turns out to be a dirtbag.

It’s kinda wild how well our brains are able to figure out what’s happening from body language and the half of the conversation we get, and can just fill in the blanks of the other half.

Look honey, you think my ass looks this good because of genetics and cake? It takes sweat and discipline.

If you wanna be hot, you gotta take care of your body. A good diet and exercise is my secret.

Do. Not. Buy. Sony. Games.

I dunno how many times we have to keep hammerin this one in. If you absolutely must play their latest vapid, designed-by-committee bullshit, at least pirate it.

I hope this debate is fruitful. I think this is honestly the best way to get rid of fascists. Pull them out by the root before they grow too large.

Not everything has to have an evolutionary benefit. If it doesn’t impose a significant malus, random nonsense mutations can just as easily become evolved traits. Evolution doesn’t have a plan, and nature makes frequent mistakes.

I would not use this as evidence that Poilievre would be any better for trans folks. Conservatives like Poilievre love to say they’re for small government minding their own business. It is always a lie that they toss aside as soon as they need to feed their fanbase.

Focus hard on making sure this guy loses no matter what. He will be an enemy, even if he pretends to be a friend now.

How long were they even off the list? Maybe a week? Fuck Biden and this performative bullshit.

Okay, this one’s on me. I’ll admit, my ass is really tight and gets sore easily. As much as I’d be interested in an 8 hour pegging session, I know I’d tap out within the first hour. I salute all the men stronger than me.

100%, and it’s what makes me even more incensed that centrists are trying to point the blame at the tiny, miniscule leftist portion of the country that voted third party or sat out.

Even in the absolute best case scenario, Harris was going to have a contested election. She was never winning in a landslide, and Trump had already laid the foundation to contest the election. The currently corrupt Supreme Court was going to hand Trump the presidency 6-3 come hell or high water, the election just wasn’t ever going to matter.

Yeah, it’s annoying that we just gave the country to Trump, but nobody was ever going to fight for it. This fall to fascism was started decades ago. We’re just seeing the end result.

Men just can’t last as long as women. Saying this as a man, if a lady wants to go for 2 hours I start getting weird penis pain pangs and honestly become a bit exhausted. Meanwhile, I know a gal who really only starts to get into sex after her third orgasm, and can easily keep going for a whole day.

We were born with fatal flaws and faulty equipment.

Honestly, I cannot give them that same kindness. Trump showed his colors in 2016-2020. To still support him in 2020 and 2024, only to finally now come to this realization?

It’s way too late, the man has been an out and proud fascist for way too long. If anyone is still surprised, I’d want to study their brain activity. I’d be impressed if they still had any.

The sad truth is that the Democrats were never your friend. They treated your existence as political capital, and betrayed you the second it was inconvenient for them. They are cowards of the highest order who’ve only ever had the goal of enriching themselves. To some of us, this has been true for awhile, but this was really the election where everyone’s taken their mask off.

I would seriously, very strongly urge you to get out of the country while you still can. There is no sugarcoating it; things are going to get bad in the U.S. Even if you aren’t subject to government violence, Trump blackshirts just got released back onto the street and have been emboldened by this victory. Hate crimes will rise, just as they rose dramatically during the first Trump term. There will be camps, first used on immigrants but there’s no telling when they’ll stop. Do whatever it takes to leave. Your survival is more important than any unjust laws.

I can’t promise the grass will be that much greener when you leave; fascism is rising across the globe and trans people are an unfortunately easy marginalized community to otherize and attack. At the very least, you might have a chance to stop it taking root somewhere else.

Fuck off. Trump didn’t betray anyone, you betrayed yourself and everyone else by supporting him. Trump isn’t really capable of a betrayal. He stands for nothing but himself, and has made it publicly clear that he will attack anyone he considers a threat to himself, and will support anyone that he considers a friend.

Trump is a beast operating solely off his amygdala. Betrayal is only capable by beings capable of rational thought.

My body is a machine that takes cum and creates orgasms, that technically counts?