“Canadians may have gone in for wokeness in recent years, it is true, but there is the matter of their bloody-minded DNA. It was not that long ago that they harvested baby seals—the ones with the big, sad, adorable brown eyes—with short iron clubs. They love hockey, a sport that would have pleased the emperors and blood-crazed plebeians and patricians of ancient Rome if they could only have figured out how to build an ice rink in the Colosseum.” 😅
Fuck America.
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The last time Americans fucked with Canada… the Whitehouse and DC were burned to the ground.
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Canada has always been “woke”. What? You want to sleepwalk into a dictatorship?
Their backup at freaking meece! No one wants a moose bite.
A Møøse once bit my sister…
Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti…
I’m picturing Age of Empires 2025, and the Canadian special unit is a giant moose.
Bite?
We need to line up our meece at the border. They throw and trample.
No Canada didn’t go for wokeness, get your head out of your ass.
Free Healthcare is woke to an American.
All aboard the war crimes express. Choo choo!
Remember kids, it’s not a war crime the first time. Gonna have to go back to being creative.