Do you think if he kneels down and kisses trump feet he would be okay? I’m so worried damn…

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    4 days ago

    love licking that orange man’s knob

    Well, I’ve been on Lemmy for all of four hours and just threw up in my mouth. Thanks for that!

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        4 days ago

        I first heard what a poop knife was about 10 years ago from my wife. Evidently they had one in her house growing up.

        She and some of y’all need jesus lol.

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          4 days ago

          I heard about it on Reddit, I have a pretty good diet, haven’t ever needed, or known anyone that needed, a poop knife

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            3 days ago

            Yea, I don’t want to see the cornsnake that some of these folks are churning out to need a thing like a poop knife.

            And christ almighty the effects on the plumbing, having to transport such a thing! Won’t someone think of the pipes!