“The measles gave you lifetime protection against measles infection,” - Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
If only there was another proven way of doing this without the risk of serious complications of getting sick.
I have a list of who first: him, Musk, Vance and Trump. And don’t you dare take anything but vitamines
Man if only we could have measles but like a less deadly version so we could train our bodies to fight the actual thing.
Ok. You first.
So, soo close to supporting vaccines.
He should lead by example. Get himself and everyone else in the WH sick first.
It would be better if… Several hundred thousands of people died… Hmmmm
You first, asshole.
This is B.S., man. I’m gonna go see Doctor Worm and re-evaluate this merger.
Doctor Worm: “BEEF CHICKEN MALT LICKIN’ DADDY’S HEAD BE TICKIN’!”
Obligatory song
You rang?
Are you a real doctor?
I’m not a real doctor. But I am a real worm.
It would. Republicans don’t believe in treatment. Natural selection. Do the math.
That was supposed to be COVID. It wasn’t enough.
Dear Mr Worm, pls take his other half brain.
I think that’s already happened.
I still can’t fathom that the US has a guy who eats roadkill and had a brainworm - the two of which might be connected - as their secretary of health.
Don’t forget that he’s also from a rich family so he absolutely didn’t need to eat roadkill at any point in his life.
I can. It’s the epitome of America.
America. Fuck you, I’m eating. - Brainworms.
Eats roadkill?
Sometimes they’re capable of not saying the quiet part out loud. If they called him the Secretary of keeping people well enough to work but sick enough to prevent revolt, it would be giving the whole game away
We tried this every year up until 1963 and it didnt work
Or what of there was some way to give everyone a tiny dose of the measles so that their immune system can learn it and attack it without even getting sick??
Maybe if they make the virus weakened or figure out some way to deactivate it?
Gosh, someone should work on this. It’s a great idea…
Maybe if they make the virus weakened or figure out some way to deactivate it?
How will that serve the interests of the eugenicists who believe disease is a powerful tool of ethnic cleansing and of purging people with disabilities?
Sounds satanic. I will contract my diseases the way He intended 😤
We’ve got a 100% true-American patriot company willing to do the invovled research, testing, and manufacturing involved in this endeavor, and it will only cost the taxpayers $500 billion dollars.
Then Predisent Trump can say he’s wiped out measles.
Sign here.
Maybe we could make a weakened form of the virus that would give you immunity without getting you sick? That way everyone could get measles without a lot of people dying.
We could call it “a vaccine.”
Or we could call it… (cue pinky to corner of mouth) … “MINI-MEasles”
And what if this “weakened form” gives you autism? Have you thought about that?
Edit: guess this needed a ‘\s’
Except it doesn’t
Well gee, if that were a possibility, we could do research to see if that was the case, like multiple times, each time showing that it’s NOT THE FUCKING CASE. Autism DOES NOT result from measles vaccination.
The MMR Vaccine and Autism https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC6768751/
Does Vaccination Increase the Risk of Autism Spectrum Disorder? https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC9464417/ Conclusions
According to our review, there is no link between the development of ASD and immunization. The dramatic increase in the prevalence of ASD created widespread concern. Many theories have been offered to explain the link between vaccination and the development of autism, including changes in immune system function, abnormal organic acid synthesis, mercury toxicity, the effects of gliamorphin on cerebral function, and the link between MMR and autism. However, all these theories remain theoretical, and our review finds no evidence of a link between them and the development of autism. Parents experienced vaccination reluctance following the release of the Wakefield study on the supposed MMR vaccine-autism relationship. It raises concern and challenges vaccine acceptance among parents, leading to the re-emergence of vaccine-preventable diseases. It still raises concern in some parents; we recommend that public health officials continue to advocate and encourage vaccination. The public may require more studies to rule out the association between ASD and vaccination.
Better save a copy of those papers before they are purged for not conforming to the MAGATruth.
I keep an archive. Lot’s of people do. Did you hear about the Renegade Archivists that put up the full CDC website, on a EU web domain. It’s all there. The turnip tried this same shit last time, and people were ready for it. Try not to be such a weenie, eh?
https://www.404media.co/archivists-recreate-pre-trump-cdc-website-are-hosting-it-in-europe/
Too late
