Probably some kind of baleen whale. Really don’t want to stick your dick in that.
Sandiego!..translated to whale’s vagina.
whale
Haha! Derpy doo. Brain not present.
I don’t think the guy looking to buy a fish to fuck will care to much about the taxonomy.
Asking for a friend. The friend is his penis
Stupid question.
But whats the fish with the largest mouth and rather mediocre sized mouths?
Your local pet store probably has some bettas for you
Perfect fit in more ways than one
Asking for a friend
I’m looking for a fish wish a below average mouth full of teeth.
A guppy will fit you well.
I do Not want to have intercourse with a fish im Just curious
https://youtu.be/7R_p5iWgob0 how about a frog?
Hey, that’s u/Striking_Analysis656!
Eww salmonella dick
Assuming a liberal definition of fish (I doubt this guy cares about scientific classifications), that would be a blue whale
Just like to point out, there is no scientific definition of fish. It doesn’t make sense from a evolutionary perspective (many types of fish are evolved from land animals and vice versa).
However if you categorize it as animals that with gills, you lose a bunch of animals typically considered fish like several species of amphibious fish, while including many animals not typically considered fish, like several frogs. Then there is of course lungfish with both lungs and gills, and fish with other breathing organs entirely.
Many biologist therefore argue that even whales should be considered fish despite being mammals, i don’t remember the exact reasoning though, but i think it’s related to evolution and the clade(s) they belong to.
Sorry for pulling the “um ashtuly” card, just a big autistic nerd.
So, which one has large mouth and no teeth?
Land animals are land fish. You can not evolve out of a clade, therefore all land creatures are cladistically a type of fish, as well as land animals that became water animals again.
I’m a fish, you’re a fish, we’re all fish. And worms!
If the subset of cladists that don’t think that’s true have a problem with it they should reconsider whether they actually like cladistics, because they’re rejecting evolution to deny it and embracing vibe based classification which kind of defeats the whole point.
But, of course, that’s the thing with clades, it’s all relative. Yes, we’re all fish/worms, but generally speaking when someone’s talking about fish vs whales you know they’re talking about those loser fish who never left the ocean vs the land chads who went back to the ocean solely to bully them because the distinction is useful.
Hell yeah! Fuck paraphyletic groups!
I would like to know where you could reasonably buy a blue whale. That would be amazing.
Ah you came to the right place my friend! Shoot me a dm and we can negotiate a price.
We don’t offer delivery though, you’ll have to bring your own ship
Scotland, apparently:
My god, it’s John McAfee!
Hi, I’m Troy McClure!
The rumors about Troy McClure are true!
Ah, that legendary character
I was looking for this, I knew it would arrive.
where is this from?
Code Geass. The text is supposedly from a bad fan translation.
“Supposedly” implies it could be legit.
I will now tell people code greass is that anime where someone does not want to fuck a fish.
You just reminded me of the “this is what you would look like if you were black or chinese” saga.
Fuckin saved
On other things fish, some fish are more than 8" long, self lubricating and relatively round.
next question: how can I remove a cylinder from a fish
Fish might be choking
gives new meaning to upscaling.
Cant believe im posting this.
Octopuses do not have any bones with the exception of their beaks. so if you are responsible and depraved enough to be literally the life support of your 8 limbed friend, you can debeak it like how you’d declaw a cat and then push your member into it’s feed chute.
You can then let it subsist on your baby batter.
The Octopus is smart. Very smart. It will learn that without it’s beak, it cannot feed on anything else but your human seed that has to be milked from you.
Every morning, you will feel your clothes slide off and a damp weight on your lower half.
The sensation creeps up your body until most of the jiggly mass has enveloped the entire length. It will start pumping as fast as it can for it is hungry.
The animal gyrates its empty stomach and the folds of its brain rubbing on your glans, begging for nutrition.
You climax and give the marine creature’s breakfast. The pumping slows down but doesn’t stop to milk out the last few drops of its meal.
Looking into its yellow animal eyes, it looks back with a thousand-yard stare. This will be routine for all of its meals for the rest of it’s 3-5 years on this god forsaken planet.
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Found The Deep
New tentacle kink dropped.
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x8hcob8
6 minutes mark
I can’t believe I just read this. And don’t want to ask where it came from
