“satan wants you to believe in yourself”
Aww thanks satan, i willThe occult wants to give you healthcare
That’s disgusting, what’s next? A liveable wage? It’s a real slippery slope
These people are scared by knowledge, they are the exact opposite of what defines us as humans
They think, because they are afraid and ashamed of their own sexual urges, that all other natural aspects of being human are also, by extension, supposed to be resisted.
Well yeah what did you think the serpent story was all about? Knowledge is the enemy to Christians.
I love how useless this guy’s supposedly omnipotent and omniscient god is in his mind.
- Cannot intervene.
- Needs his followers to indoctrinate their children into his belief system.
- Utterly cucked by his arch nemesis if they don’t.
Being cucked by the nemesis is a weird part of religion. Watch out, the bad guy does this and that and everything. But don’t you worry, our hero… He does basically nothing.
Simple mind. Weak god.
Am I the only one to notice that this is quite clearly edited?
The average internet user is extremely uncritical.
I feel like I’m taking crazy pills!
Oh, that’s a relief. I was really worried future generations were going to miss out on witchcraft.
They will if they aren’t taught sexuality. Only Satan can save us.
“Okay. I was leery of Satanism, but you’ve sold me. Where do I sign up?”
This is the way.
I mean, the witches are more fun (not even talking about sex… just in general.)
And scientists are way more effective at everying except clearing out a church.
And I’m pretty sure, though I have no fist hand knowledge, the witches are better at sex. Mostly because this guy doesn’t get any.
fist hand knowledge
Ah yes, the oldest of languages
Sometimes I swear my phone is trolling me. Ima leave it since a) it’s too late and b) it’s hilarious.
This is a common anime trope. I read that threatening kids with going to hell is now considered child abuse–in Japan.
Then there’s always the classic history of the Children’s Crusade. I don’t know any rationally minded person that would say, yeah that’s a good idea.
Where the hell is my witchcraft education? Did anyone else get witchcraft? I want witchcraft.
Fearing science as a force of evil makes you weak.
Convincing millions to fear it makes you powerful.
That funny the devil taught me that witchcraft is just science
So how exactly is the devil teaching people stuff if God has to rely on random people writing down his word with hundreds if not thousands of years between and often very much changed?
Like this makes God sound like he doesn’t have the power or resources available to satan.
I guess… Hail Satan then ?
Oh nooo, not psychology!!!
