“Trump does thing people generally agree on out of kindness of his heart”
Too easy
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Trump’s first term killed April Fools
News sources shouldn’t be playing stupid April fools jokes. Everyone’s a fucking comedian. Certain people don’t get to make cute jokes, i don’t want that from my doctor either.
Being a fool has become a year-long occupation for many …
Alternatively April fools air raid sirens
Yass… I woke up today and that’s the first thought that popped into my head. With clowns running the world and their demented jokes as reality… nothing is funny anymore.
Today in headlines: Everything is normal. The USA is not the laughingstock of the world. Civil war is not imminent.
Haha! April Fools … yea that kind of sucks, let me try again.
Today in headlines: Elon Musk takes a sledgehammer to a Tesla showroom while screaming “I will fucking beat you to it you filthy terrorists!” … no, see, that could happen … I quit April Fools.
I wonder if AI companies basically disregard scraped data from 01/04 due to all the tomfoolery.
The Onion problem.
Onion is almost spherical, it doesn’t have any problems.
My local newspaper stopped doing April Fools in 2017 due to the problem of fake news and discussions about media’s credibility.
Yeah, no newspapers in Norway have been doing April fool’s since around that time
April’s fools jokes are tiring. I’m over them myself.
Businesses doing April Fools was fun until every gigantic corporation started doing it. Now it’s just bland, thinly-veiled marketing.
This year I told my family that I’d seen the light and to celebrate because I’ve finally become a conservative christian. 🍾 🎊
Tomorrow is gonna be fun.
Tomorrow:
No, after trying it, I decided being an arrogant, spiteful, narcissistic, selfish, hateful, vengeful, judgemental piece of shit is exhausting as all hell and also just kind of a little bit wrong, don’t ya think?
Is this something they’d be delighted or horrified by?
Confused and bewildered mostly.
Sounds like it’d be closer to “horrified,” then!
zomg pls update
OP is exactly right.
April Fools!
The onion should post real news on april 1st
They always do. Satirical, but real.
