bucket list
☑ “accidentally” send Steffie in Legal jerkoff video
☑ quit job and watch soaps all day
☐ bungee jump naked, send Steffie video lolI could see accidently leaving your camera on but this guy had to make a deliberate step to save it and send it.
Anthony Weiner woke up in a cold sweat. He had no idea why.
I knew it was a guy just from the title alone, it’s always a guy who does these things
Can we ban nypost from this comm please? They’re not a credible source
Should I post this to software gore?
Three Partial headlines are shown, what more do you want? 😤
Amateur. You’re supposed to blame Chinese hackers paid for by George Soros, and go on like nothing happened.
Time to tow the clown car to the dump, all the clowns are out.
he’s like well if im gonna do it ill might as well save money on the investigation and cut out the middleman
Immediately reminded me of this skit from Key and Peele : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbGAaEnecfU
The bar is so low and these guys still clothesline themselves somehow
It’s all fun and games until they figure out how to take us with them
Texting a video, oh my, that must have been exhausting per se but with the touchscreen smartphone keyboard it seems even more epic, to write so many 0s and 1s… kudos also for the receiver that translated the binary into a reproducible format…
lunch-break masturbation
Oh of course! Sandwich, milkshake, masturbate. That’s lunch break, right?
Is this sarcasm? Its pretty normal.
What’s not normal is recording a video of it and sending that video to a coworker. That’s the part that’s not ok
Wait, isn’t this how everyone does WFH lunch?
I knew I was forgetting something… Need to find my blender.
…For the milkshake, right?
Gotta put a nice topping on that shake!
I’m not in favor of it/can’t speak from experience, but wouldn’t it work better on the sandwich?
Depends on how much you care about stealth.
You gotta wonder what the fuck was going through that idiot’s head. If you want to end your career, just resign. You don’t actually have to do something like this first.
Wonder if he thought there was something going on between them so he decided to escalate it to the “How can she resist a guy jerking off?” level.
You gotta wonder what the fuck was going through that idiot’s head
Probably lead particles and ivermectin
Male ‘mistakes’
Women do it to they just charge men money for it
Im a male, with a job, and had 0 accidents. Am I doing something wrong?
You’re juste using proper numeric hygiene by locking your phone when you masturbate during lunch breaks. Like everyone ought to.
Or don’t use your ‘O’-face for your face unlock.
Why is everyone doing sex stuff over zoom of all places
They aren’t…the Canadian was changing from joggers to his work clothes and left a camera on so I’m not even sure why that got collected into masturbating. Unless people here are so unfamiliar with the naked body they don’t know these are separate things.
Why bring facts into sexist generalizations?
This is my worst nightmare, this is why I have ordered a 3d printed camera cover for my webcam, easy to double check that it’s covered
