LMFAO, if I was rich, I’ll just go to some EU country. Yes I probably get taxed like hell, but still, people are happier which means there’s less resentment towards rich people, which means I’m much less likely to get Luigi’d. Win-Win. And the obvious, no fascism, no falling out of windows.
(If I was like really rich, I’ll probably donate money on top of the taxes, since I wouldn’t be able to use it all anyways.)
There is substantial resentment on my side against rich oligarchs buying up German real estate and causing the COL crisis we are currently in.
Officer: Sir, do you have a green card?
Rich brown guy: No, but I have a gold–
Officer: proceeds to beat Rich Brown GuySo you’re telling me that millionaires can now literally buy a trump card? Awesome…
He did the same thing with the pardons. All parts of America are for sale!!!
Is that his fucking mugshot?
This man is just the manifestation of Cringe
Well, for 5 million it’ll be a hard choice.
But I’ll take the money and come over if you want it so much orange man.
how is this not the onion is sounds EXACTLY like an onion article even moreso than any other ive ever seen
Why would an immigrant want to come here right now? Trump just sent a bunch of people to El Salvador to rot in prison with no due process. A fancy card wouldn’t save them any more than the court order saved Kilmar Armando Abrego Garcia.
The fancy card is just his way of getting the “right types” of people to immigrate to the US.
Aka filthy rich.
It’s just another way to bribe him
Does this golden card cover immigrants of color or just Russians?
All animals are equal but some are more equal than others.
When you’re that gross to look at, you’d think he’d want to avoid reminding people that that is what he looks like but no…
Ultra high cost of living about to go through the roof higher. Hitler level loyalty oath required to not be harassed, and even campaigners have gotten face eaten by leopard deportation or fired. There are many cheaper places in world to live in, without having to pay as much for access.
You can also buy toilet paper with his face on it
One of the most worthless human beings to ever walk the earth. What a disaster. First it’s a Tesla yard sale on the White House front lawn and now it’s a monopoly gold card with that ugly Nazis face adorned in it.
Dude is craving attention so much that he needed to put his face on something.
His face should be centred inside of a bullseye.
I mean he’s more like the ancient emperor’s than anything else. I see a Julius Caesar moment coming. I don’t condone it but people are just on the brink of losing everything and there’s going to be a retiree that will have nothing to lose soon.
So no, he isn’t the dumbest. There were quite a lot of them that we know about. He’s just our dumb one. Ugh.
Why is his mugshot on it
