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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 25 days ago

It's a fun new game

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It's a fun new game

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 25 days ago
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    25 days ago

    your result

    • sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      24 days ago

      hhAAHHH!!! gottee ha gottee hahaha!

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    24 days ago

    55138008

    • ivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.world
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      24 days ago

      I understand. It gets confusing when it’s all upside down.

  • ryan213@lemmy.ca
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    25 days ago

    Nice try, Slippin’ Jimmy.

  • Destide@feddit.uk
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    25 days ago

    Hunter2

  • otacon239@lemmy.world
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    25 days ago

    0118 999 88199 0119 725 3

    • ✺roguetrick✺@lemmy.world
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      25 days ago

      Dear Sir/Madam,

      FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! HELP ME! 123 Carrendon Road Looking forward to hearing from you.

      All the best,

      Maurice Moss

      • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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        Doesn’t seem formal enough, imho.

      • AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com
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        deleted by creator

        • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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          Roy: Weirdest thing just happened… (notices the fire) FIRE!!!

          Moss: I’ve sent an email. It’s fine.

          Roy: An email?! It’s a fire! Where’s… Where’s the extinguisher?

          (Moss points out that the extinguisher is also on fire!)

          Roy: How?!

          Moss: Made in Britain!

    • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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      25 days ago

      That second “0” should be a “9”. I don’t know why I’m so bothered by this, but I had the song playing in my head, and it got derailed.

      • otacon239@lemmy.world
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        25 days ago

        Fixed :)

        • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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          Ha ha ha ha. Wow! That was fast! Thanks for accommodating one of my obsessions.

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      25 days ago

      Damnit! You beat me to it! Well done.

    • sun_is_ra@sh.itjust.works
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      25 days ago

      Excellent!

      for next challenge multiply the 3 numbers in back if your card by 2 and then add 1

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      … 3

      • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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        25 days ago

        Gets me every time.

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    25 days ago

    Take my number

    Multiply by one

    divide by ze̸Ŕ̷̨̜͍o̷͚̤̘͖͎̭͎̦͓͊̆̏̈́̓͛̚͜

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      @db0@lemmy.dbzer0.com

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    4111 1111 1111 1111

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    69

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    3947 63748 4658 3839 3

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      Hah what a dumbass

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      You forgot to add your full name and SSN dumbass

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        23 days ago

        Oh I am so sorry, here you go my friend!

        Name: Dumbass Spatula Montenegro Jr. III

        SSN- 901-19-3945

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    your result in the comments.

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    1

    Oh whoops got the instructions mixed up

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      Now divide by 0 and you’re good again

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    45xxxxxxxxxxxxxx xx/xx xxx

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    867-5309

    • KingJalopy @lemm.ee
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      And what’s your mother’s maiden name, Jenny?

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    Your social security number is your account balance. How much do you have?

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      0000-000-0002

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    First out-loud laugh of the day. It doesn’t hurt that Bob Odenkirk was there (love Mr Show w/ Bob and David). Well done.

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