You can choose a new sound or sound(s) to make when you fart. The sound can’t be quieter than your fart would otherwise be. Nor can it be shorter than your fart would otherwise be.
What would be your farttone?
Some of my ideas Owen Wilson’s “Wow”. The scream from that one disturbed song. The entire audio of the Bee movie.
Edit 1. 18 more of you commented than updooted. “No judgement”, I say while judging you…
Orchestral music that fits whatever the current mood is.
- Ahhhh-oooooo-ga!
- turkey call
- the Star Trek door swish
- windchimes
The drum fill from “In the Air Tonight”
Inspector Gadget theme. It starts off slow and subtle but if you’re having a really big one, you might get to the ‘Go, Gadget Go’ line, which I think would be kind of encouraging and celebratory!
Windows 3.11 startup fanfare
That intro song from Lion King, just the initial “haaaaaa”.
Lol this is my favorite so far
The Super Mario warp pipe noise.
Becomes the death jingle when you follow through.
Wilhelm Scream
Bells tolling, Undertaker style
Whatever the brown note is.
I feel like that would just sound like a fart
It would sound like a fart, coming from everybody around you as they shit themselves.
“now you’re playing with power!”
runner up, “itsa me!!”
School bell from The Owl House
I choose farts of course.
PSX boot sound
BWEUmm… BweAUUUUMMM
