• themeatbridge@lemmy.world
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      2 months ago

      Would you eat them if they were called “Buffalo Nuggets”? Sounds like poop to me. “Buffalo Tenders” isn’t much better, because it sounds like the nether regions of the buffalo. Chicken nuggets or chicken tenders are breaded and fried, because they are white meat and don’t have the skin of a wing. Then they are coated in buffalo wing sauce. The benefit is you can eat them whole and there’s no plate of gnawed bones leftover. You could even use a fork and keep your fingers clean.

      Nick Adams seems to think that capitalists should eat with their hands and chew meat directly from the bones of an animal.

    • r00ty@kbin.life
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      2 months ago

      GOTTEM!

      But seriously, it’s like chicken wings, without the bones. I’d not seen them until I went to the USA years and years ago. Now I see them over here in the UK too. Couldn’t say when they arrived here for sure though.

    • MithranArkanere@lemmy.world
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      2 months ago

      Apparently, deboning your meat before eating it is not “manly”. You have to chew the bones, like an “alpha wolf” or something.

        • TexasDrunk@lemmy.world
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          2 months ago

          I hereby crown you King Wing, the manliest of all people!

          (This was supposed to be light-hearted, but I realized after reading it that it sounds like I’m mocking you…I promise I’m not).

      • Uli@sopuli.xyz
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        2 months ago

        Yeah, I want to feel that bone in my mouth. Put that bone inside me, chicken. Let me suck the meat from your bone.

        This comment brought to you by manly men who are straight and also not gay.

    • lobut@lemmy.ca
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      2 months ago

      some of them they cut the end of the wing out and they use pliers or something to pull out the bones

    • r00ty@kbin.life
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      2 months ago

      If you have to tell everyone, you’re not it. Having said that, it must be a parody account. Tell me it is.

      • Ekybio@lemmy.world
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        2 months ago

        From what I have seen in the past, that is unironically his account and yes, self proclamimed title.

        But since every right-winger is a parody on some level, it might not even matter, because they do stuff like that either way…

        • LeFrog@discuss.tchncs.de
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          2 months ago

          since every right-winger is a parody on some level

          Poe’s Law, but inverse?

          We also need something like a Poe’s Law part two: send Trumpet into exile. Let a man have hope.

      • fraksken@infosec.pub
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        2 months ago

        Any man who must say ‘I am the king’ is no true king.” – Tywin Lannister to a furious Joffrey Baratheon in front of his small council.

        • Doctor_Satan@lemm.ee
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          2 months ago

          Any man who must say ‘I am the king’ is no true king.

          I mean Nick Adams has basically said as much himself.

      • Doctor_Satan@lemm.ee
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        2 months ago

        Hilariously, it’s not a parody account.

        If you have to tell everyone, you’re not it.

        You mean like this?

        • r00ty@kbin.life
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          2 months ago

          OK now see, if I saw that I’d think it was a parody. With the alpha male, right there in the name still.

    • MithranArkanere@lemmy.world
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      2 months ago

      It’s the other way around.

      X is a “if you build it, they will come” situation. They were already around, they were just too cowardly to come out of the woodwork into the open.

    • floo@retrolemmy.comEnglish
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      2 months ago

      I feel like it starts with Xitter and ends with Nazism and Pederastry.

      I got a good laugh out of this

    • Jax@sh.itjust.works
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      2 months ago

      I joke with my girlfriend all the time about how ‘I’M A MAN!’

      Like yes, we get it - you are very insecure about the little guy in between your legs. Let’s get those trans kids some rights so you can get some testosterone replacement. It’s very easy, step one step two.

  • Komodo Rodeo@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    I saw the original version only yesterday afternoon. How did this lose 1/4 of its height and gain a bust of Stalin in such a short time?

  • Valmond@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    I’m at “boneless wings” but we don’t have that where I live, how can I get to the next level?

  • Diddlydee@feddit.ukEnglish
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    2 months ago

    I haven’t seen or heard of this gormless fat-headed Trump-fellating gobshite in ages. It was a good run.

      • SouthEndSunset@lemm.ee
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        2 months ago

        Oh dear god.

        His Tweets used to come up back in the day when I was on Twitter and I used to think that there was no way he could be serious, given how ridiculous some of his tweets were. Thank you for enlightening me.

    • Quadhammer@lemmy.world
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      2 months ago

      Not boneless though. Anyone that unironically puts alpha male in their handle is getting it up the ass no question