- cross-posted to:
- shirtsthatgohard@lemmy.world
- cross-posted to:
- shirtsthatgohard@lemmy.world
At least hes presenting all the red flags right up front.
it’s actually on his back
Thanks dad.
PSA: Saw a comment on another post that said this was probably photoshopped. Any pros willing to analyze?
Not an expert… But I highly doubt the content of the text was edited. It follows really well the shape of the T shirt so it’s either an amazing Photoshop or just reality.
This reminds me of a kid with a similar diagnosis I had when I first started teaching. He just turned 18 and came in that day “with his adult voice.” Full octave lower than usual, and wanted everyone to know it was because he just turned 18 - lasted until about lunch time. Hopefully this is a joke shirt, but I can definitely say there are people like this out there.
It’s called autism, And Lemmy will both defend autistic people and roast them/call them names depending on the thread
It’s almost like lemmy isn’t a monolith with homogenous opinions! Weird.
Yet here you are
So the blondes are either 17 or 6,402,373,705,728,000. Seems oddly specific
I wanted to make the same joke! Nice that you noticed it too lol
Plot twist. He has a face like brad pit and was sick of it beingbthe first thing anyone says when they talk to him.
Form an orderly queue, girls.
Yet still not as creepy as the guy in that Mark Wahlberg film with the Romeo and Juliet law printed on a laminated card that he keeps with him at all times…
Dude im overweight and I don’t understand this “big boned” and “bbw” shit, you fat, call it what it is. You’re not thicc, you fat. I have a dad bod, im a fatty, calling myself soft names to try and make my fat a positive thing isn’t gonna motivate me to lose weight.
Oh, and I thought “big boned” meant he has a huge … Johnson
Thick and fat are two different meanings to me. I relate thick with firm
As a fellow fatty, I’ve always hated when someone tip toed around it. Calling me fluffy or chubby or chunky and so on is disingenuous and I instantly think you suck.
Without guessing I know 100% who he voted for, what his opinion on Russia/ Ukraine, Israel/ Palestine, who he follows on social media and podcasts he listens to, and that he likes his tacos with no spice and his streak fully cooked and covered in ketchup.
Tl;Dr dudes into hebaphilia and is advertising to try to have sex with “the youngest female possible” for his “first time.”
To wit, good luck I guess? Technically not illegal but still gross homie.
Yeah, I don’t regret not reading it.
The ability of some people to ironically self-label will always astound me.
Dude has Peter Griffin vibes…
Plot twist he’s under cover FBI honeytrapping successors for Marjorie and Lauren
I know it’s not the point, but this toeing if the age line is just as gross as going after minors imo. We need to respect the nuances of human relationships rather than reducing it to a number.
Mind you I get that this guy identifies as having aspergers, so nuance is not his fortee, but still.
Definitely gross but did you catch the bit about sex trafficking? Like, I know this is a low bar, but at least it’s a bar.
If he’s neuro divergent he gets a pass but his family really need to help with a better choice of shirt.
Pedos don’t get a pass, neurodivergent or otherwise. I’m neurodivergent and this shit is gross and predatory. The only thing autism has to do with this is him thinking it’s a good idea to display his problematic proclivities on a t-shirt. At least girls now know to keep their distance, assuming this isn’t fake
I kinda feel like this is a sincere attempt to improve his chances, and while yes I see the creepiness, I feel a bit sad for him also.
Willing to bet a makeover would help him more than anything he puts on a shirt, and no one in his life to tell him that.
What’d help them most would be adjusting who they’re interested in. It’s easiest to click with someone of a similar age group with a similar amount of relationship experience. Neurodivs also tend to click best with other neurodivs. It’s easiest to meet through a shared hobby or interest- partner and I are both neurodiv and met by nerding out over our respective research projects, at a semi quiet bday event.
Regardless, if he had someone in his life to guide him in any way, I can bet that’s not the approach he’d be taking. This kid landed here by neglect, I guarantee it.
All we can see is his haircut (he’s lined up fine), his glasses (nothing obvious) and his shirt (odd). I think it’s a jump to say a make over will do this man more good than not wearing a shirt that says “I want to have sex with the youngest woman I legally can.” Which comes off like minimum wage thinking, sort of how they’d pay you less if it were legal.
Some of these sentences might trigger an MK Ultra agent if read aloud.