Oh, fuck.
Now my brain’s wondering how many times Sam snuck off for a wank while Frodo was asleep.
Then Golem comes along, basically blue balling him. No wonder the frustration.
It wasn’t the ring that started to test them the closer they got to Mordor. It was blue balls. But it was Sam’s determination to finally have a wank in privacy that saved Middle Earth.
Why, brain? Why you do this?
Edit: OMG! He got post-nut clarity after Cirith Ungol! He reappears and suddenly he’s so focused he can defeat Shelob.
I take it back! Good brain! I like Sam even more now and I can’t wait to ruin Return of the King for my friends.
one does not simply wank into Mordor.
Amazing that people are still coming up with new and unique fan theories more than 70 years after it released
Share the load…
Isn’t that when Frodo almost shared the load?
Owning a home is a bigger dream than possessing the One Ring?
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Seems legit.
Sabrina Banks, if anyone was doing research
I know Rosie, and this elf is no Rosie.
She does appear to be a whole lot of Rosie though.
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Uh-uh, only if she’s 3’5"
So, she’s a grotesque?
I’onknaw, stone shawty be dummy thicc
Also, I’m so disappointed that you didn’t catch he sir mixalot reference
Damn. Too stoned. 😅
In apology: did you know that he has a house way up in Yakima? The local music venue is run by a couple industry vets and they apparently pull an unusual number is big names, so he put a huge house up on the (300ft?) hill, coming into town. ☝🏼
If ya don’ know, now ya know. 🤘🏼
That’s cool as hell!
Enjoy the rest of your high :)
Thank you
I think I would’ve succumbed to the ring in about three seconds.
I’d be like “all you can do is turn me invisible?”. I can have a good time with that but it’s not going to get me real far with the megalomania.
Username checks out. Though I don’t think it’s that type of ring.
“Wow, the ring can change size?! I wonder if it only works on a finger…”
I just remembered how slow the internet used to be.
When you had to sacrifice a cat demon every time you had to log on, so your parents could hear whenever you where trying to look at spicy pics that would stop loading halfway through.
Well, I assume you’re human. So that is probably par for the course.
I’d like to think I would be able to resist, but it would go straight to “You can get the Republicans out of power” and I’d be doomed.
And, by "ring’, you mean Rosie’s. I mean, The One Ring is singular, after all. Maybe our legend, Sam, was the first to last longer than 6 secs.☝🏼
Idk what ur going on about but I’m updooting you because it’s you
This campaign of theirs is to show what’s been straight lifted from Reddit with no attribution.
I see, so they want us to applaud the credit pirates for their good work.
