So what kind of mimicry is this?
Do they predate on cops?
That’s a “Berliner”
Although some uncouth barbarians will insist on calling it “Kreppel” or something equally absurd.
Or even Pfannkuchen…
We don’t talk about those.
Choosing violence, I opt for “Berliner kreppel”
Ich Kennedy Fledermaus
Here’s a very accurate map of how it’s called
https://www.der-postillon.com/2025/06/infografik-siedegebaeck.html
Also kinda lꝏks like hushpuppy
The word “exactly” doesn’t mean what you, apparently, think it means
It literally does
I was going to say exactly that, more or less!
so you should upvote my comment ;-)
Is it camouflage? Do they hide in these pastries … because this is now starting to sound terrifying.
Krapfen!
This means handing out jam donuts for Halloween is finally on-theme!
IRL Paolumu
There’s a bat for every niche. It’s true.
Which bat is that and what’s the white stuff? Pollen?
Mammalian version of Bugsnax?
You, Uhh… You might just be hungry.
I would wager that bat species has been around longer than jelly donuts.
Someone just really wanted to snack on that bat
Even looks the same on the inside.