Now it’s a thrork
Two in the ground beef, one in the sink
I am shocked!

this man knows how to toss a salad!
That probably came as quite a shock. Therefore you could call this fork '‘the shocker’.
There’s an easy way to fix this. Break the other middle prong too so it becomes a metal utensil, which is sturdier.
The origin story of the shaka is that kids would throw the shaka hopping trains at a bruddah who lost his fingers working at the sugar mill.
Shaka, when the fingers fell
Tembe, his thumb and pinky wide
There’s a statue of that guy somewhere on Oahu, I wanna say the Polynesian Cultural Center.
Up in Laie.
I heard the guy story from the uncle who runs the historical train thing in Ewa.
Two in the rare, one in the well done.
Fork over dinner just this one tine.
This is now for serving salmon and the single tine is for gorgonzola. Two in the pink, one in the stink.
Shocker
That’s clearly bamboo, which isn’t a tree and isn’t wood.
It’s technically just grass. Then again, pumpkins water melons, bananas and tomatoes are berries…
Thank you for stating this. I was gonna say something but I didn’t want to feel pedantic. But now that you broke the ice I can justify dogpiling.
I’m glad I’m not the only guy who is so dull that this was literally the first thing that popped into my head after seeing the picture 😂
My first thought was “I am Groot”.
Isn’t too dull even for Dull Men’s Club?
That’s bamboo! Not as strong as wood in these situations.
Aren’t there like a million types of wood?
Good point.







