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to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 18 days ago

It really is all purpose

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It really is all purpose

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to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 18 days ago
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  • Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world
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    18 days ago

    Well played

  • SatyrSack@lemmy.sdf.org
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    18 days ago

    You don’t choose the Soy Sauce; the Soy Sauce chooses you

  • njm1314@lemmy.world
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    18 days ago

    This one took a lot of setup but I still liked it

    • M137@lemmy.world
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      18 days ago

      A lot being one not very long sentence…

    • FenrirIII@lemmy.world
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      18 days ago

      I soy where it was going immediately

  • Gork@sopuli.xyz
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    18 days ago

    Kikkoman does have good soy sauce though. I’ve never found a store/generic brand that tastes as good.

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      18 days ago

      CW: discussion of alcohol flavors

      Tap for spoiler

      Try tamari if you’ve never had it and you can get down with something richer. Think of how Kikkoman’s alcohol-ferment side is like a crisp fizzy Japanese lager. In a tamari, that aspect is like the flavors of a barrel-aged doppelbock that a monk would drink to get through a fast. But without being sweet or heavy!

      I’ve seen it in midrange gringo grocery stores, but it’s worth a trip to wherever you can find it.

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    18 days ago

    Soy… it’s come to this…

  • Zier@fedia.io
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    18 days ago

    That joke was soy bad.

    • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world
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      18 days ago

      Soy vey

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    18 days ago

    Kikkoman, when he’s down.

    Shaka, when the walls fell.

  • yumpsuit@lemmy.world
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    18 days ago

    Oh well, tamari’s another day

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    16 days ago

    My sensibilities have been aSalted by this joke.

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