Well played
You don’t choose the Soy Sauce; the Soy Sauce chooses you
This one took a lot of setup but I still liked it
A lot being one not very long sentence…
I soy where it was going immediately
Kikkoman does have good soy sauce though. I’ve never found a store/generic brand that tastes as good.
CW: discussion of alcohol flavors
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Try tamari if you’ve never had it and you can get down with something richer. Think of how Kikkoman’s alcohol-ferment side is like a crisp fizzy Japanese lager. In a tamari, that aspect is like the flavors of a barrel-aged doppelbock that a monk would drink to get through a fast. But without being sweet or heavy!
I’ve seen it in midrange gringo grocery stores, but it’s worth a trip to wherever you can find it.
Soy… it’s come to this…
That joke was soy bad.
Soy vey
Kikkoman, when he’s down.
Shaka, when the walls fell.
Oh well, tamari’s another day
My sensibilities have been aSalted by this joke.