no u
Silly goose.
Yeez Louise calm down
Hey pal, you just blow in from stupid town?
I’m not your pal, guy
I’m not your guy, bro.
The jerk store called, they’re running outta you.
Pulls out uno reverse card
I know you are, but what am I?
- Shut up!
- Why don’t you make me?
- I don’t make monkeys, I just train em!
I’m rubber you’re glue, everything you say bounces off of me and sticks to you.
You know it’s a powerful spell because it rhymes.
You’re such a big loser that if there was a competition to determine the world’s biggest loser, you’d come in second.
Where did you get those suits? From the toilet store?
Lint licker cootie queen
What the French toast!?
It’s a reference to a popular commercial for orbit chewing gum.
https://youtu.be/Bxmkiy9txBE?is=JZWPkenpPdE7OKJS
Kinda old. Still funny.
Your house looks like Saddam Hussein opened a Cheesecake Factory.
As of this last week, that’s my new favorite.
Actually, Losertown has a great school system and some lovely farmer’s markets
I would honestly be completely disarmed.
Golly! Harsh!
My goto:
“Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!”
Sad this post missed the most devastating one of all: “You’re basic”.
Now look here you leaking Tide Pod…
