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pseudo@jlai.lu to Vampires@lemmy.zipEnglish · 9 days ago

Rules of vampirism

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Rules of vampirism

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pseudo@jlai.lu to Vampires@lemmy.zipEnglish · 9 days ago
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    Also, the vampire is 300 years old and attracted to 20-somethings

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      “Preys on” ≠ “attracted to”, full stop.

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        Why not? Stories where that’s both true can be viscerally terrifying.

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          I was referring to the original subject, tbf. Not in general. 🤷🏼‍♂️

          • psycholocomotor_no2@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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            I… was under the impression the original subject was horror too.

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              The original subject in this sub-thread was the glitter “vampires”, but not a worry. I hear ya.

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        Preying on young animals is normal: they taste better and are more tender. That’s why almost every pig and cow and chicken you’ve ever eaten is under two years old.

        Hell, predators eat young animals all the time. They’re slower and dumber.

        But converting one to be your companion is creepy as hell.

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          Sounds like parasite apologia. I’m certain the animals you cited’d be fully against their slaughter, or those like them. This isn’t a “nature does it” discussion here —especially since the creature in question is literally not of the natural world, ergo “supernatural”. 🫤

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            I’ve met the pigs I’ve eaten.

            Never wanted to fuck ‘em.

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              How does your hair stay like that with all the whooshing going on? 😶

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              The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

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      I can see that as adaptation. Finding partners of appropriate mental age would become impossible if you perpetually looked like a teenager.

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        Except I didn’t like teenagers when I was a teenager. I can’t imagine liking them now.

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          Maybe you were unusual, I was attracted to people of my age as an adolescent.

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            So I guess the question is whether adolescent vampires have the same hormones as normal people and are normal.

            Personally I prefer older partners for their experience.

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              Another question is why take any discussion seriously when it’s about the hypothetical properties of fictional creatures.

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                Because sometimes it’s fun to pretend

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