From an extreme right viewpoint, everything is left.

Better wipe your ass afterward lest it be orange

America isn’t a country.

You are talking about the USA

Yanks

Big deal, some humans would too.

That’s … normal

Midichlorians are what give people the ability to move objects with their minds.

You’re thinking of Miranda-class

Now all the racers are into tongue extensions

If we don’t give it incentive to want to stay alive, why would it care if we turn it off?

This isn’t an animal with the instinct to stay alive. It is a program. A program we may design to care about us, not about itself.

Also the premise of that thought experiment was about paperclips.

Err, you only know how shady the US is because those idiots keep broadcasting their shadiness.

The CCP on the other hand does their best to hide how shady they are through censorship and propaganda.

That isn’t lame, that is just a different playstyle.

It is more fun, you should try it sometime.

Those damn 8 lane highways at it again

Lol, the irony

Yes, but only diagonally

Only if they enjoy it

By being interesting.

How you do that is up to you. Like visibly enjoying hobbies, having an eccentric look, going for a fun personality, or being in cool locations. It also allows you to talk about something you personally enjoy.

+20 if the bouncer is a baby

Putin could just not invade countries and nobody would want to join NATO.

drugs

Here you have both