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minus-squareERROR: Earth.exe has crashed@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoDon’t waste it on the car and use it on the nazi driving the car (but first, verify that they are, indeed, a nazi, some might have gotten it before the elon’s nazi reveal)
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agochecks for the “I bought this before I knew Elon was a piece of shit” bumper sticker
minus-squareERROR: Earth.exe has crashed@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoCheck for the items of clothing worn by the occupants when they exit the vehicle. If no Maga merch, its unconfirmed so you’ll have to hold the fire. If Maga shirt or Hat is seen… BINGO TIME 😎
minus-squareBrave Little Hitachi Wand@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoYeah, if they’re merely morons you gotta just throw em a thumbs down
minus-squareTar_Alcaran@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoNobody bought a Cybertruck before Elon showed his true colours. They might have gotten a Tesla though
minus-squareGlytch@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoThey didn’t need to claim their reservations, as evidenced by the million or so unclaimed Cybertruck reservations.
Don’t waste it on the car and use it on the nazi driving the car (but first, verify that they are, indeed, a nazi, some might have gotten it before the elon’s nazi reveal)
checks for the “I bought this before I knew Elon was a piece of shit” bumper sticker
Check for the items of clothing worn by the occupants when they exit the vehicle.
If no Maga merch, its unconfirmed so you’ll have to hold the fire.
If Maga shirt or Hat is seen… BINGO TIME 😎
Yeah, if they’re merely morons you gotta just throw em a thumbs down
Nobody bought a Cybertruck before Elon showed his true colours. They might have gotten a Tesla though
People reserved them years ago
They didn’t need to claim their reservations, as evidenced by the million or so unclaimed Cybertruck reservations.