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      9 days ago

      Yeah pretty sure there have been logistically challenging dumps that lasted longer tbh

    • djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Men just can’t last as long as women. Saying this as a man, if a lady wants to go for 2 hours I start getting weird penis pain pangs and honestly become a bit exhausted. Meanwhile, I know a gal who really only starts to get into sex after her third orgasm, and can easily keep going for a whole day.

      We were born with fatal flaws and faulty equipment.

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        My record is almost 8 hours friend.

        You (or your partner) need to get good. Or maybe don’t because I was fucking sore after that one, it wasn’t really worth it.

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            I have two pieces of sage wisdom friend:

            1. You will spend countless hours of your life fucking. If you ever get the least bit bored, you’re doing life wrong. There is a truly infinite number of ways to accomplish the task at hand.

            2. You have spent exactly 0 hours thus far fucking. Like all things in life, fucking is a skill. It takes practice to be good at it.

            But honestly I don’t really remember, it was several years ago now. I can say with certainty that we didn’t have many toys at the time, so it was 90% me, her, and her shitty dorm room.

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        I wouldn’t say that the equipment is faulty, it just doesn’t come with an owners manual. If you can find a copy, chapter 6 is called “Poking the Prostate” it goes into great detail about how to go all day and have multiple orgasms. Turns out the engineers just have a sense of humor on where they placed the components.

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          Okay, this one’s on me. I’ll admit, my ass is really tight and gets sore easily. As much as I’d be interested in an 8 hour pegging session, I know I’d tap out within the first hour. I salute all the men stronger than me.

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        You’ve clearly never met any queer folks who do meth. But yes, normally it’s difficult to go more than a few hours speaking as someone with a penis.

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      There’s a cliché about lesbian women taking forever in bed to pleasure each other when dating, sometimes all day, compared to men taking 5 minutes of piv to cum and thus leaving women unsatisfied.

      I’m a heterosexual man though, so take that knowledge with a grain of salt lol.

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    lesbian sex

    Is that a thing??? May I ask for the sauce? I need it For Academic Purposes.