Did you get banned from an airport?

I loved reddit. I used it every day, all day. I didn’t need friends IRL, I was talking to the world on Reddit. I did the thoughtless one liner quips that make it all the way to the top comment. I wrote insightful contributions with source citations that users love. I was a great contribution. And they dumped me. I loved reddit and they broke up with me because I wouldn’t switch to their god awful new app after using the same better app for 13 years of joy. I didn’t dump them, they dumped me because they are fucking morons.

I don’t go back there. They dumped me and I got the message that I wasn’t wanted. I am forever scorned. They ruined our relationship because they’re idiots. I didn’t want to leave. They wanted me to leave. Now I wish they were dead. I hope they die. I hate reddit. Fuck reddit in the ass to death times infinity.

The homophobic Giants players aren’t even good players. No one would cry if they were traded.

I have an agreed plan with my spouse. We usually go to the ballpark together. If one of us catches the ball, we give it to the other, who is supposed to react all excited, and we say happy birthday to pretend it’s their birthday.

Imagine if a Democrat administration had this scandal. Imagine Biden hiring this woman.

Dude carrys his wrench around the data center tightening nuts and bolts for improved performance.

you two can switch beds tonight

yeah, pedophilia, indoctrination, cult based on lies, and shame culture that is based on lies and falsehoods. probably more. but child care is so expensive.

Child care is expensive - church offers that.