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RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 3 months ago

Pentagon Warns China Developing Love, The Greatest Weapon Of All

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Pentagon Warns China Developing Love, The Greatest Weapon Of All

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RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 3 months ago
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ARLINGTON, VA—In a high-level alert that revealed a geo-political rival of the United States could soon become the first nation capable of wielding the most powerful force in the universe, the Pentagon warned Friday that China was actively developing love, the greatest weapon of all. The alert, issued to the American public and top U.S. […]
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    We’re going to need some Plutonium. And a Delorean.

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      The good part is if you can get the plutonium once, you can go to 2015 and pick up a Mr. Fusion!

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        Don’t skimp out on the EV conversion.

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          “Just, uh, don’t get anything called ‘Tesla.’ Trust me.”

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            Get the other vehicle with the brushed metal exterior.

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            If I had a Deloreann with a blown drivetrain, I’d absolutely do an EV conversion. You don’t even need junkyard Tesla at this point. You can get the EV mustang motor as a crate engine with warranty.

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