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“Warrior Essentials”
“Spike Gangsters”
Do the incels he’s trying so hard to market to understand how stupid these names are?
Using several of them at once is even funnier - they didn’t feel confident enough with just one, and got “Manly man’s sigma razor spike gamgster king warrior essential basics”
Holy Flamin’ Frost-Brand Gronk-Slayin’ Vorpal Hammer o’ Woundin’ an’ Returnin’ an’ Shootin’-Lightnin’-Out-Yer-Bum
I’d say that’s more stoner dwarf than fuck boi.
A future in federal criminality looks better and better.
Wait until he finds about the big room full of brass pipes feeding oxygen and nutrients to the brain of J Edgar Hoover, from where he is still running absolutely everything.
Elon enters the FBI’s inner sanctum and must solve the Vat’s riddles three in order to prove he’s not a gay communist
I sure hope we get some crazy satirical video game from this time in history
But we already have Fallout
If only he had spent some skill points in Charisma, he’d have the dialogue option to talk Hoover into self destructing, but alas
Starter perks “born rich” and “prolific propaganda” kinda OP though
“Warrior Essentials” is exactly the name of a snake oil brand id expect moron maga alpha wannabes to ignorantly fall for. They’re so fucking easy to grift.
I gOt 3% Scandinavian DNA, i’M a vIkiNg!1!
Imagine believing that taking ANOTHER medicine that is definitely totally unproven (but the commercial has a guy in a lab coat reading a script, so you know they absolutely “did their homework”- even if this didn’t phase them before- but it’s ok when they already believe it), just so you can make sure you’re more vulnerable to a disease.
These people have noticed no ill effects, yet they’d rather pretend to get rid of that and take on a new risk.
And when the pill is later proven to not do anything (if it hasn’t already, hell if I know just from seeing this), they will claim the vaccine was pointless when they still don’t get COVID.
I hope and wish this pill is super poisonous and they have a hellish vomit sickness that wrecks them for days. Some of them will claim they’re proof to suffer to get the vaccine out, but it will give others pause for sure.
peak scammer performance
Ah, the USA is so fucking doomed unless as a people we push these facists and grifters out of office.
bit late for that
No it’s not. It’s not too late to start resisting, but every day that ticks by makes it harder.
Lmao. Good luck with that. You have had since November to gear up for that. You cowards won’t do shit.
The time for “just vote” is long gone. Now people need to actually do something.
The Republicans currently hold 218 seats in the House of Representatives. The Democrats hold 215. Two seats are currently vacant and will be up for special election on April 1st. If the Democrats win those elections then it reduces the Republicans’ lead to a single seat.
That’s cool.
The executive brand doesn’t care about laws and will do things they’re not even allowed to do.
Ah well. Better just give up then.
Oh, sorry, “do something.” With a plan like that you can’t fail.
Now might be a good time to consider using those guns mentionned in your constitution…
That’s always the struggle, just like marching up to the manager’s office to demand better. Yeah you all get fired up and heated in the break room, but when you actually hit the stairs, can you trust them to follow? Or do they just want to complain and keep the status quo?
This irritating effect of individualism and mistrust is why we struggle to cooperate. There’s so few unifying ideals anymore.
The other problem is a simple matter of logistics. How do you actually make your stand to do something good, and not just be a group of easily snuffed rabblerousers that get quietly put down, or worse, hurt the people you’re fighting for?
Idiot fascist movements seem far easier to motivate because you simply need to ask “Hate something? Hate everything? Blaming someone else? Show up and scream something to feel like you matter! Violence not guaranteed but encouraged.”
True, we’re collectively against President Musk and his weird little orange purse poodle, but nobody understands practical tactical leadership to actually gain any kind of momentum. Everybody’s just trying to simultaneously shout over the crowd or worse, infighting each other over superficial ideals.
It’s bleak.
We can legally dislodge them if we fight very heavily to install sane people in local and state levels, but the limp noodle Democratic Party must be seen as a broken better-than-nothing tool at this point. They won’t save us, and they need to be replaced as soon as possible with something that’s up for the job.
Sawdust pills? What’s actually in it?
Get ready for the scam economy to go into overdrive to take all that you have left.
Looked at the site. It is vitamins, salt, food extracts, and Spermidine. Spermidine is a polyamine. I remember the first time I resuspended some in lab, it became clear from the smell why it is called SPERMidine. Wonder if the customers know there is a cheaper way to get a daily oral dose of Spermidine.
Trump’s dreamteam got an infinite supply of it from sucking eachother off.
Sure, it’s cheaper, but I’m on that 24/7 grind to make money for billionaires man, I ain’t got time for the real deal! But just one of these pills gives me enough shame and self-hatred to last for the day!
I respect the hustle man good on you for guzzling oligarchy cum on the clock like a baasuse or like Elon would say, I am become cum
Okay, can I die now? I don’t wanna live in this kind of world.
I understand this a fairly lot. But, I cannot wait to die. In fact, that is my only wish. This world causes a lot more hurt than I can handle. I am lonely and don’t know how to fix that or if I am doomed to be that forever. I cannot stop feeling like a failure. All I can do is keep my emotions regulated, which is hard AF and takes all my effort.
Hey man, I’m sorry you’re feeling that way. I can absolutely relate to all of that. The way things are going in the world is certainly making things feel darker than ever.
If these are of any consolation I’d like to share them; they are a few realizations that I’ve come to over time, and that I try to bring myself back to when I start feeling those feelings:
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I can’t control the world. There are things in motion that I simply won’t be able to affect, set that way long before I ever came along, and that ball will keep rolling long after I’m gone.
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I’m not a failure for not becoming a millionaire, famous musician, successful executive; for not having the relationship I wanted by this point; or whatever high standards I held my future self to. I know more than that person did, and that person, compared to me, had a very naive outlook on how things will or ought to be.
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You are up against the most advanced technologies we have ever created; the most conniving of villains; the worst pollutions; the greatest wage gap in human history; inflation is skyrocketing and unemployment is too; we are in a great recession; you have to date through apps, and we are more isolated than at any time in our history. You are not a failure for struggling against these pressures!
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I’m going to die one day, but I’m here right now. The ride will end; I don’t need to get off of it early, and I can experience things like awe and wonder while I’m here. And I can help and love people.
I am not a failure for these things. My only fault was ever thinking that I, the world, my life, should be so perfect; and even then, being wrong is expected of us. We are dreamers. Don’t be so hard on yourself, you are doing so great.
Another thing I should thank you for is that there are no false comforts in your words. I hate people who say “things will be better tomorrow” or something. At least you are not lying about how things are going to be in future.
You know pretty much all you have typed is something therapist have said to me over the years. So, I really appreciate it. I will try to keep them in my mind. Thank you.
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there are much more productive things that can be done than dying, such as [redacted] or [censored]
Forget your troubles with a light-hearted video game!
I am currently playing Persona 5 Royal. Not exactly light hearted, but somehow apt.
Trump’s Shadow would be indistinguishable from the real person.
Is the logo really just a penis between your legs
Feel the \ᑎ/ inside you 😏
The company logo doesn’t look like a W, it looks like an electrical diagram icon for a lightbulb, or one of those energy-saving curly bulbs.
I thought it was an intrauterine device.
… shedders?
it’s the theory that vaccinated people “shed” their vaccinations to other people, which is complete bollocks.
Sounds like something wearing a mask would help protect against…
I wish it worked like that, at least then these headasses wouldn’t be dragging everyone else down with them when they decide not to get a shot
Vaccine shedding actually is a thing, but it’s 1. only really linked to the oral polio vaccine (which itself is not common in most of the world) and 2. even then it’s extremely rare.
It also requires an attenuated virus vaccine, which means it has a zero percent chance of happening due to mRNA vaccines. In other words, it’s just more lying and fearmongering from bullshit scam artist grifters.
Huh, today I learned!
UNO Reverse Card?
Does anyone else see a limp dicknballs as the logo on the pill?
Hahah, I didn’t before you pointed it out. It’s perfect, a small dick and a loose old man sack as the logo for “warrior essentials” manly alpha man supplement scam.
Not proud of it, but I saw a steroid clit instead.
