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Just put the kale in her butt like a tail.
While that isn’t how digestion works, I enjoy the concept of “I’ve never played Russian Roulette, but I’ve been the gun.”
Hmm, if the gun can think, but firing is an autonomic action, are they a player?
We have a saying in Sweden (I might have made it up ngl but it’s still a saying) that playing “Danish roulette” is when you are unsure if a bowel movement is air or shit, but just full send it anyway.
Can you believe this shit?
If you don’t know how to take an hour to prep your ass in the shower, then I just don’t believe you actually have that much anal sex.
An hour?! Bottoms really be power washing their buttholes that long?
What if I told you, that you wash the butthole from the inside!
Half of the time is to wait and make sure it’s all out of there.
I think the image implication is more getting the runs, than having a not-pristine asshole though
I prefer my anal sex to be a surprise.
I don’t get it. What happens to her when she eats vegetables?
The meme suggests that eating high fiber foods act as some sort of potentially quick laxative.
That’s not how fiber works at all.
I wonder, if these people have intestinal problems, and just do not realize it. IBS, and IBD especially, can cause things, like stuff flowing through your guts super fast. Uncooked vegetables can be quite rough for your body too, if you have any digestive track problems.
Maybe for people who normally don’t consume any fiber at all. Those fools
Spinach and kale are high in fiber and other stuff that can clear up constipation. Makes it riskier to trust a toot or have someone go to town probing about your large intestines
I approved of your approach to wording.
Uncontrollable cravings for anal sex.
Ah yes, kale, the well known aphrodisiac
Fiber improves your digestion and softens stool as well as forming it. Shouldn’t be an issue, naively. Quite the opposite.
Yeah, it sounds like it would be worse without fiber to be honest
All in (apparently).
