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Turtle GT
Forgot to name it Sanic the Tortoise
In my country the joke would be most likely “moses has passed here” but i think the speed one works better. Considering the usual stereotype of turtles being slow. ( which i don’t get since i’ve seen water turtles be absolute menaces on land. Not the fastest. But WAY faster than one would expect)
Turtle go brrrrr.
No flames? Pathetic
DEN WHY IZN’T IT RED?
It needs to be faster, but three times faster would just be excessive.
‘Da stripe iz red derefore it’s fasta.
Orange iz kombination uv red an yellow, so it powerful an fast. An’ turtle best green like best ork.
IT IZ A SUPER KREATURE!
Sponsored by McLaren.
That dude don’t give a fuck
