gigaqps@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.worldEnglish · 23 days agoWhen you accidentally clean a piece of your carpet for the first time everlemmy.worldimagemessage-square62linkfedilinkarrow-up1283arrow-down19
arrow-up1274arrow-down1imageWhen you accidentally clean a piece of your carpet for the first time everlemmy.worldgigaqps@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.worldEnglish · 23 days agomessage-square62linkfedilink
minus-squareJay@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up46·23 days agoI have one. First time I used it I was both amazed and disgusted at what it pulled out of my carpet. The water was flat black and smelled like a sloth’s armpit.
minus-squareLudicrous0251@piefed.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up38·23 days agoTell me more about these sloth armpits you’ve been smelling.
I have one. First time I used it I was both amazed and disgusted at what it pulled out of my carpet. The water was flat black and smelled like a sloth’s armpit.
Tell me more about these sloth armpits you’ve been smelling.
He has A MOUSTACHE?
He grew it for you