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minus-squareqarbone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down2·3 days agoYeah, that’s on me. I was expecting you were an idiot that didn’t know the difference carpets and rugs. Edit: what do you mean, you people? What demographic have I been assigned?
minus-squareBillCheddar@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·3 days agoFrom the sidelines, the category is Pedantic autist.
minus-squareqarbone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down1·2 days agoPedant, sure. “Autist” feels like a strange addendum.
minus-squareBillCheddar@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 days agoThis is one of those moments where I wish I were already wealthy, because I’d love to drop a few grand to test that hypothesis.
minus-squareqarbone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down1·2 days agoHonestly, I wish you were wealthy too. So you could afford to see a therapist about what’s clearly wrong with you mentally. Instead, we’ll both have to console ourselves this: an offer for you to go fuck yourself, free of charge.
minus-squareBillCheddar@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 days agoYeah you’re not really beating the charges now, lol.
Yeah, that’s on me. I was expecting you were an idiot that didn’t know the difference carpets and rugs.
Edit: what do you mean, you people? What demographic have I been assigned?
From the sidelines, the category is Pedantic autist.
Pedant, sure. “Autist” feels like a strange addendum.
This is one of those moments where I wish I were already wealthy, because I’d love to drop a few grand to test that hypothesis.
Honestly, I wish you were wealthy too. So you could afford to see a therapist about what’s clearly wrong with you mentally.
Instead, we’ll both have to console ourselves this: an offer for you to go fuck yourself, free of charge.
Yeah you’re not really beating the charges now, lol.