I case you are unaware Chase Oliver was the 2024 Libertarian nominee for President and an open homosexual

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      11 days ago

      No way bro. He only fucks bitches. Bro, it’s like pussy village in his house bro. Just pussies in his house. Solely and homogeneously. Including when he’s there. Bro

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          I’m not sure who Sacha Riley is, but if I was into betting I’d put my money on “Donald Trump Fucked Children”

          I’d say “currently fucks”, but I’m fairly certain he can’t take any more erectile dysfunction pills without popping like a balloon, and his super fans fallow him everywhere so where would he go?

          This is why he is reduced to being reamed by Putin during their meatings.

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            Look him up. Claims to be the adopted son of a pilot that worked for Epstein. Says he was one of the kids involved, tells some stories, including one involving a wooden tent stake that would explain why Trump supposedly wears a diaper and why his primary physician for nearly 40 years was a gastroenterologist.

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              Trump wears a diaper because he’s fucking 80 years old and did a fuckton of speed which leads to bowel leakage. You’re telling me he was befudged with a tent stake? Honestly, that’s a stretch.

              He wouldn’t have been able to shill terrible steaks if he was fucked with a stake.

              He’s too narcissistic. He IS agent Krasnov. He WAS there when the mob tossed his illegitimate child into Lake Michigan, and he IS stripping this country for all it’s worth. Also, release the unredacted Epstein files.

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                There are Trump parodies with him shitting himself constantly that are 20 yo (Drawn Together’s Bucky Bucks). It could just be a coincidence, but it could also be that it has been gossiped abt for a long time

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                  Dude has an ass made for poopin’. It runs in his genes. Jeans. Dammit that joke only works when you say it aloud.

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      I’d say, if only he wasn’t so closeted, but let’s be honest… he’d still be a narcissistic racist pedo bastard even if he was open about it.

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        Theseistic, not narcissistic. Narcissus “rejected eros” which is a problematic religious way to say he was aroace.

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    11 days ago

    “I don’t do this with men very often…”

    Really cause he seems to do this a lot.

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    Donald in panic tries to deflect.

    Don’t forget the Epstein files, and that gas prices are up because of his stupid war with Iran.

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      He treated the war with the same level of thought as he does publicity stunts. One thing Trump is genuinely good at is controlling media attention and how to keep people in a constant state of shock. This is why you have shit like UFC fights and a festival so cheaply put together that things fall apart in real time. And how he tore down part of the white house before that… And now wanting the live streamed execution of a prisoner.

      He treated Iran the same way he treated those other cases. Wanting it to be a cheap gag that’ll garner attention for a few weeks or months before somehow disappearing into the endless list of shit he has done.

      But Iran won’t have that… They are fighting a war the way a war needs to be fought: to achieve strategic and political goals. To that end they are winning brilliantly.

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        He’s literally too stupid to plan shit out beyond whatever is right in front of his face. He acts on impulse like a child. The problem is everyone with any degree of power just allows this shit to go on without pressing him about his multitude of failings.

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          This was very readily apparent in 2015. But the media offered him tons of spotlight and NO pushback. At the time, I believe, they assumed the average American was simply too progressive, too smart, and at least informed enough to see through the multitude of his juvenile, half-baked bullshit.

          they were wrong then, and after 10 years of environmental and societal fuckery that has been wrought by him and his cronies and social media, even more wrong.