I’m not sure who Sacha Riley is, but if I was into betting I’d put my money on “Donald Trump Fucked Children”
I’d say “currently fucks”, but I’m fairly certain he can’t take any more erectile dysfunction pills without popping like a balloon, and his super fans fallow him everywhere so where would he go?
This is why he is reduced to being reamed by Putin during their meatings.
Look him up. Claims to be the adopted son of a pilot that worked for Epstein. Says he was one of the kids involved, tells some stories, including one involving a wooden tent stake that would explain why Trump supposedly wears a diaper and why his primary physician for nearly 40 years was a gastroenterologist.
Trump wears a diaper because he’s fucking 80 years old and did a fuckton of speed which leads to bowel leakage. You’re telling me he was befudged with a tent stake? Honestly, that’s a stretch.
He wouldn’t have been able to shill terrible steaks if he was fucked with a stake.
He’s too narcissistic. He IS agent Krasnov. He WAS there when the mob tossed his illegitimate child into Lake Michigan, and he IS stripping this country for all it’s worth. Also, release the unredacted Epstein files.
There are Trump parodies with him shitting himself constantly that are 20 yo (Drawn Together’s Bucky Bucks). It could just be a coincidence, but it could also be that it has been gossiped abt for a long time
Even with the kids, if you believe Sascha Riley.
I’m not sure who Sacha Riley is, but if I was into betting I’d put my money on “Donald Trump Fucked Children”
I’d say “currently fucks”, but I’m fairly certain he can’t take any more erectile dysfunction pills without popping like a balloon, and his super fans fallow him everywhere so where would he go?
This is why he is reduced to being reamed by Putin during their meatings.
Look him up. Claims to be the adopted son of a pilot that worked for Epstein. Says he was one of the kids involved, tells some stories, including one involving a wooden tent stake that would explain why Trump supposedly wears a diaper and why his primary physician for nearly 40 years was a gastroenterologist.
Trump wears a diaper because he’s fucking 80 years old and did a fuckton of speed which leads to bowel leakage. You’re telling me he was befudged with a tent stake? Honestly, that’s a stretch.
He wouldn’t have been able to shill terrible steaks if he was fucked with a stake.
He’s too narcissistic. He IS agent Krasnov. He WAS there when the mob tossed his illegitimate child into Lake Michigan, and he IS stripping this country for all it’s worth. Also, release the unredacted Epstein files.
There are Trump parodies with him shitting himself constantly that are 20 yo (Drawn Together’s Bucky Bucks). It could just be a coincidence, but it could also be that it has been gossiped abt for a long time
Dude has an ass made for poopin’. It runs in his genes. Jeans. Dammit that joke only works when you say it aloud.