This chick is strange and probably has frequent pinkeye, but how the fuck did this make it to court? Just block the loser and move on with your life instead knowingly opening videos of her ripping ass. I mean goddamn! People are weird and soft as fuck. Now, if you block her and she continues to try and contact you through other means, then I’d have sympathy and agree that there’s harassment. Honestly, i think this lady enjoyed watching these fart videos as much as that other weirdo liked making them. Maybe they should date and be pinkeye twins.
What a gross lady.
Her tooting continued on Boxing Day and New Year’s Day, despite police getting wind of what had happened.
I do hope that Brussels sprouts get some of the blame here.
Can we show some appreciation to the Metro journalist Tom Sanders who served us with this masterpiece of writing. Use of ‘tooting’ and ‘the police getting wind’ are pure poetry. The world of journalism is blessed and we are witnessing a once in a generation talent!
I do enjoy reading an article where the writer has clearly had fun writing it and actually put a bit of time and effort and thought into it rather than just squeezing out “copy” and moving on once they’ve hit their word count. There should be an an(nu)al prize for it - a Poolitzer, perhaps.
Use the tools God gave you
Why is this article trying to make cyber-farting a thing? “first documented case” like we’re on the verge of an epidemic lmao
Well, I’m certainly inspired to give it a crack now!
