• KulunkelBoom@lemmus.org
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    17 days ago

    Dear Mrs. Dell;

    Ma’am… for someone with access to THAT much money to have chosen the shittiest plastic surgeon ever does somewhat open the door to ridicule, although you have to admit we’re not doing it with AI. Face it… like the D.C. “pool guy” - ya fucked up. Maybe find one who knows what he’s doing this time and quit shopping the republican nightmare face “doctors”. Like Phil. Or Oz. get a real fucking surgeon and spend a lot of money.

    And in closing, I say this as an ardent admirer of earlier “you” - politics and religion aside - cuz you were a cutie. Remember when we were building the mountain top pool and most of us were in the hole and you came over to the edge of the pool hole and talked to the boss in a miniskirt (or similar) with no panties? Walked up to the edge of the hole and were talking with the boss (and us). What has since become known as an “upskirt”, although we had no intentional part in that. We were ALL watching a miracle - nice! I thought “damn! wife’s a babe, excellent computers, a pool build by us… Michael is doing okay!”

    Funny - It almost gave the old man a heart attack. He started stuttering. You had him speechless! But what a babe! Yowza!

    anyway - they did you wrong. Get with Cruise, Pitt, Jolie, Anniston… they’ll steer you in the right direction. Don’t talk politics though - they’ll kick you out.

    Ciao mon bella, and get that kisser fixed for real.

  • I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world
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    17 days ago

    Isn’t this a fake tweet? I can’t find any instance of it being real and it seems too on the nose. Everyone here in the comments talking about the Streisand Effect, but that doesn’t apply if she didn’t say anything and people are just making shit up on the internet. But I guess that’s Lemmy these days, no one gives a fuck if something is real or not.

  • Leviathan@fedinsfw.app
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    18 days ago

    Don’t want to become a public joke? Don’t try to influence public policy. Easy peasy.

    I don’t get these fucking leeches, they could live multiple lifetimes and never have to deal with any stress, but instead they try and make all our lives worse and complain when we punch back.

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      18 days ago

      I don’t get these fucking leeches, they could live multiple lifetimes and never have to deal with any stress, but instead they try and make all our lives worse and complain when we punch back.

      Same. If I had that much money I’d be quietly trying to give the vast majority of it away as silently as possible.

      Like don’t get me wrong I’d definitely be looking after my friends and family handsomely but shit… Just spend the rest doing good and shut the fuck up.

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      18 days ago

      South Park America just did an episode about this on how Billionaires can’t keep their opinion to themselves.

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    18 days ago

    What is this phenomenon where so many people in Trump’s orbit have obvious and shitty plastic surgery. Is it a desire to fit in? Is it the white nationalist/fascist equivalent of a gang tattoo?

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    18 days ago

    For those who don’t know:

    Edit: Either her account was scrubbed or this is fake. Normally, I don’t like to go after people like this, but just like trump, if you’re a nazi or hang with nazis, I have no problem making fun of your looks.

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      18 days ago

      I’m not gonna make fun of her looks either, cuz that really is just rolling around in the mud.

      What I will make fun of, though, is literally everything else. She woke up and did that to her face with a makeup kit. She slapped clown-red on her lips, 2000s emo black on her eyes, contoured her face with a ruler, went to a barber and said “make my bangs as flat as I’ve drawn on my eyebrows,” teased out the sides of her hair in a way that is shockingly unflattering for her face shape, reverse-molted the Seinfeld puffy shirts of red dresses, and draped chains like an off-brand Zsa Zsa Gabor.

      These were all choices and she did a bad job at all of them, then doesn’t like it when trolls steal her goblin costume. Nazis are obsessed with Sydney Sweeney—put this horseshit on her and see if she can pull it off. I dunno what you’re good at, Susan Dell, but this isn’t it. First, quit making poor choices with your makeup, then maybe we can work on your nasty Nazi habit.