Not what’s being asked, but I immediately thought of Nega Scott from Scott Pilgrim.

Be the alibi while he does crime. Duh.

Evil version of an evil version… Evilseption. I guess chalange to a competition.

Be glad I’m the good one, I guess? Or can we achieve balance and each end up with 50% good, 50% bad?

You mean my good counterpart?

i ask them what happened to have things turn out like that

if they are the same person as me, and simply decided to pick the most hateful way forward each time a choice was presented to them - i’d probably turn around and try to never think of them again. Because at least for others i can understand how life could’ve pushed them towards the wrong path. But for myself i know that good choices were always an option, so my evil alternate self would have to consciously act out of spite and hate every time

What if I am the evil counterpart?

Come out to the coast, we ll get together, have a few laughs…

Hope we collapse into a self contained black hole

I’m only 20% good, so they’re 80% good. Murder them and take their stuff. It should be easy, stupid goody two-shoes.

I tell him “Nice goatee, bro.”

My evil self would’ve already completed her villain arc in which all of her art would be Pikmin fanart, except it’s actually Breaking Bad memes in varying degrees of subtlety.

So I’d become her sidekick and do the same. I regularly pretend to fight myself in the mirror so that I can get really good at fighting with any and all potential clones of myself, so on the off-chance she wants to try and fight me, I have the experience.

I can fix her.

Find common ground and go out for Thai food.

what if you are 50 / 50 and you meet yourself and youre both like “hey dude, whats happening?”