the only times i’ve ever been employed and made a livable wage while doing it was at a job with policies like this, and it was because I was basically the only employee they had ever found that could comply with such absurd expectations. You have to miss a day at some point sooner or later. Which is why I no longer work there. Was being able to have that one dentist appointment 6 years ago worth it? No it was not.
“Sorry I haven’t been to work this month, I’m too sick to go to the doctor”
And that’s the day I quit.
fuck that, I’m gonna fuck shit up so bad with so many “mistakes” they’re gonna have to shutter the doors.
rm -rf /* mother fuckers!
Sometimes if you do a job badly enough they don’t ask you to do it anymore.
-Calvin
I see this and assume it’s fake. Then, my wife starts a job where they make her pay for her own background heck and drug test and tell her she will be charged $250 if she quits without a 2 week notice. How is any of that legal?!
It’s not legal.
Everything’s legal if the people don’t have the money for lawyers
I’m not disagreeing with you, but they seemed pretty adamant about it. They even said they’d send it to collections.
I’m in Pennsylvania which is a “right to work” state.
dude you live in the “fuck you” state.
did you know anytime you call a call center they have a special American based call center that’s DEDICATED to PA calls?
That doesn’t make it legal.
Call Labor & Industry (L&I) and file a worker complaint.
104 vacation days
fine print: We reserve the right to force you to come in without additional pay if there is work to do.
If I saw this I would either quit on the spot or call up my union.
I’d burn the place to the ground. I won’t put up with this, nor should anyone else.
No place that puts up this sign allows unions.
Would that be legal in the US?
They call it Right to Work. It’s truly anti union.
Depends on the state
Thats depressing
I have to hope that this is a joke sign.
No, I commute to work by ambulance
I think it would be the only reason to make this sign. To be ironic.
Without a legitimate source I find this extremely hard to believe
And companies wonder why ‘people don’t wanna work anymore…’
Treating them like this isn’t helping their case any.
I doubt it is anything but a joke. It would certainly be illegal where I live.
Only fucking losers refer to themselves as ‘management’
This is what working in Japan & Taipei is like XD
Taiwan?
🤔
They are horrible people, you wouldn’t believe that shit I experienced there as a child. It seriously impacted the way i look at that island permanently.
So anyways, I started re-telling Grimms Fairy tales to my boss at work…
“No one wants to work anymore”
No one ever wanted to work, but we all do what we have to, to survive. If working as your employee doesn’t allow me to survive, you can get fucked. lol
(Not you as in the person I am replying to but you know)
Oh damn looks like I got the Two week flu. The phone doctor said the only cure is foreign beach air. Don’t worry though, I’m hating every minute of it and I’ll be back just as soon as I’m well again.
Mildly related. In Germany (and I assume in other countries too, but I can’t confirm) depending on why your doctor freed you from work you are actually allowed to do such stuff. As example if you get called sick from the doctor for depression you are allowed to go clubbing, make a trip to the beach etc. This is because under German law you are only forbidden to do stuff that is not beneficial for your recovery, so doing stuff that makes you happy is absolutely allowed. I would suggest to not tell this your employer, because that can lead to a lot of unnecessary discussions, but you are allowed to do this.
