Old testament god seemed to be pretty good and offing kids so this tracks
I mean… Why did the God not protect the baby anymore? Is the crucifix a required magic catalyst or something to get Gods protection? Do we have any known cases where the catalyst was not needed?
I think I’m closer to solving the riddle of Gods power…
Lack of object permanence. The baby stopped being a Christian when the crucifix was gone
They have atheists and vampires confused I think
Funny how they keep relying on impossible hypotheticals.
Isn’t that, like, the whole book?
It’s mostly fanfic of previous theocratic writings and random ramblings
They get weirdly intricate with their baby death fantasies
It’s christians who kill babies. Gaza, Iran, and the grandaddy of them all-the Oklahoma Federal Building.
Just because the amulet of protection in the shape of a crucifix doesn’t mean it has anything to do with god. Wizards are mischievous.
Yeah, put that shit on before the fuzz arrives.
Wtf??
Nothing scarier that someone who believes in shit they can’t see that encourages them to be violent.
What the even fuck is this
No, but I’d definitely put that necklace on anyway. Not like the baby knew anything about religion, but it still worked for him; should work for me, too.
Cast it into the fire! Destroy it!
Maybe don’t shoot the baby?
Literally impossible without having Jesus in your hearts.
Instructions unclear, several latino men stuck inside me
I’ve missed the Christian baby genre and haven’t seen it in awhile.
Needs a Christian to even come up with the idea to shoot at a baby…
wouldnt it be the anti-christ, since hes technically indestructible. jesus can be killed by normal humans.
