Hair plugs are gender-affirming care.
Musk is eventually going under the bus. Has no one studied history?! This dumbass is being set up as a patsy. Hell, Trump’s already backed up the truck, “Uh, he’s not really in charge, uh, it’s not his fault.”
Tomorrow, it will be his fault. Musk is going down hard when shit truly gets wild. Wait and see.
It’s getting harder and harder to tell without looking at the comm which stories are Onions or not.
almost ate the onion here
I swallowed that fucker whole, but I’m about 92% sure that within 4 years, this headline will have become reality.
At this point is an oracle rather than a comical publication. I remember some years ago they said we gonna deplete our Miley Cyrus reserves.
Damn. Just learned it was fake from you, my friend.
I just about got Onioned there.
The fact that I had to double check and make sure that this is actually an Onion article and not something real bespeaks what a fucked up world we live in now.
I thought it was real and it didnt surprise me. Guess my view of America has changed a lot lately.
Omg before his ass hair transplant
Nice to see he was able to rehire his hair back.
Apparently Trump has merged the standards for spokesmodel and Attorney General now. Was there a swimsuit competition?
“Yes, Mr. President, we can designate putting too much vermouth in a martini as Domestic Terrorism, and this will give us an excuse to arrest people without a warrant and send them to Gitmo indefinitely without a court order.”
“Do it.”
“I liked it so much, I bought the company!”
It’s like getting fined by the court for calling Meloni short.
I can already see her standing behind the podium with a grey uniform on.
