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- theonion@midwest.social
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Just do it already. I’ll fight to be Canadian 💪🍁
I,for one, will welcome our new Canadian overlords with open arms
I would love to be taken over by Canada. Can’t we just give California, Oregon and Washington the Canada please? Like all these MAGAs in the Midwest just love to talk so much shit about California and how terrible it is and how it sucks, so why should they care, right? You’d think they would welcome the idea, right? Oh but we have the big economy, and the ports, and grow a bunch of food, and make a bunch of technology. 🤔🤔🤔
Poutine or Tacos, it’s a win:win
USA? You mean North Mexico?
Invest in yellow light filters for Hollywood cameras, this shit is loco.
Washingtonian here. Always loved Canada, just waiting to be annexed in.
Annex Oregon also!
Hahaha. For a moment I thought this was real news and some politician actually said this. Then I saw beaverton.
Nobody doing the math on the number of seats that “province” would have? All other provinces would lose their power. You think the pull Ontario and Quebec have is bad? Hooo boy.
If you split the north and south into two provinces, they’d vote at odds with eachother enough to be controlled.
Combine that with some good ol gerrymandering by creeping your provinces down into the US, you’d chip away at US votes enough I can’t imagine it’d really be a huge issue.
(Signed, a US American)
We can do an administrative region, and pull a Puerto Rico on them.
I’d back this eh. I think aboot it a loot. Eh. Bagged milk.
Ahhh, finally! Peace!
Can I offer you New York State and all the economic power that comes with it? The US can keep Staten Island. We put our garbage there.
idea: you guys invade and enslave all the rich white people, turn the entire thing into a streaming series.
Professor Maxine Welkers of the University of Toronto Economics Dept. explains, “Given Americans’ low literacy rates, costly health insurance, and how much animal shit their FDA allows in their food, Canada annexing the U.S. is really more of a humanitarian gesture.”
That line is gold.
And true.
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I will take the American doctors please. But not their healthcare system.
Also anyone who is cool and not a narcissistic sociopath is invited too. The rest can be left out of the deal.
They didn’t say they’d be keeping the people.
just a portion of magats voting would be enough to ruin canada within a decade, unless it’s made only a ‘territory’ with a just single riding (like yukon, nwt, and nunavut each have)
We could let them be a territory for a 150-200 years like they’ve been letting Puerto Rico sit as one. However long it takes for Puerto Rico, add an extra 50 years.
Imagine Canada owning the Grand Canyon and Yosemite National Park.
We would be undeniably the most beautiful country in the world.
Canada already is undeniably the most beautiful country in the world. We don’t need Yosemite lol
Keep it, we’re good.
I’m saving up!
No thank you
