tapes the paper over the camera…
Down in the deep south
what else are you supposed to do when your hands are full of sister
OMG Brad it was one time, and I was on adderoll!
Yeah, well I just had a wank and didn’t wash my hands. What you gon’ do about it, UOA?
Nobody does this better than JB (NSFW) https://youtu.be/U0WSa3VDiX0
How big are their clits ?
You raise an interesting point. I thought of this only from the point of view of a guy using his cock. Can’t imagine a clit engorged enough to do this. But on a cold day I certainly could see a female nipple successfully pushing an elevator button
Look up some geared female bodybuilder porn, you’ll be surprised.
“Why is it all sticky?”
I did all these cock push ups for nothing!
…Roll Tide…
Please use boner to press button. This is NOT for dirty fingers. THANK YOU.
I give that a 50/50 chance that the sign is a prank vs the sign is actually necessary
And the prank is on the 50% of their student population who coincidentally happens to have oppositional defiant disorder.
Frickin’ Big Brother these days, you can never get away from him.
“Enjoy the free show”
But there are no buttons with genetalia on them.
If you squint just right, the door close button looks a little sus
You don’t see it on the photo but “1” is literally just a phallus. Never go there.