I can’t use the bathroom unassisted either. Big shout out to gravity for being the force that allows poop to come out of my butt, and not float around the house until you open a window, and it just happens to float outside.
But then outside there would be just a mess of poop and other debris just floating around the city all willynilly.
Boy I sure do love the combination of indoor plumbing and gravity. It’s been at least 40 years since I held a human turd. If I ever did. I don’t know. I would have been a toddler, and don’t remember.
There’s an episode of How I Met Your Mother where Marshal tells stories that happened to him. Then the rest of the gang try to guess if he was a kid or if he was an adult but drunk in that story.
Your story would be great for that game. Maybe you were a toddler. Maybe this was how you ruined Thanksgiving 2024.
I can’t use the bathroom unassisted either. Big shout out to gravity for being the force that allows poop to come out of my butt, and not float around the house until you open a window, and it just happens to float outside.
But then outside there would be just a mess of poop and other debris just floating around the city all willynilly.
Boy I sure do love the combination of indoor plumbing and gravity. It’s been at least 40 years since I held a human turd. If I ever did. I don’t know. I would have been a toddler, and don’t remember.
Well that, uh
That certainly was a comment
Whew, yes sir
Definitely a collection of words there, yup
yeah, i don’t believe them.
everybody remembers the last time they held a turd.
https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/o6mgn3/man_learns_on_podcast_that_in_fact_not_everyone/
congratulations - you just left me fucking speechless.
i love ignorance sometimes. it can me kinda cute when it’s not so fucking harmful.
but dude did -
imma leave the rest oup to yall.
I did hold one and painted the walls with it, all happy and giggling - per account by my mother
There’s an episode of How I Met Your Mother where Marshal tells stories that happened to him. Then the rest of the gang try to guess if he was a kid or if he was an adult but drunk in that story.
Your story would be great for that game. Maybe you were a toddler. Maybe this was how you ruined Thanksgiving 2024.