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Gollum@feddit.org to memes@lemmy.world · 18 days ago

Bitten by a wolf 🐺

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Bitten by a wolf 🐺

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Gollum@feddit.org to memes@lemmy.world · 18 days ago
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    /c/dadjokes is leaking.

    • Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe
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      And they stole this from Young Frankenstein, which got it from vaudeville. At least Mel Brooks, Gene Wilder, and Richard Pryor knew where they got it from.

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    Gotta love accents without the /w/ /ʍ/ distinction

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    I don’t get it

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      Where-wolf (werewolf)

      The joke is that the clinician is asking where they got bit, but the patient understands it as asking if it was a werewolf or not.

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        thanks, I was confused.

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        I thought it was a dick joke or something got stuck in the butt

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      Furry

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    Hello 🐺

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    That guy looks like a less handsome Henry Cavill. Superman’s brother Regularman.

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    There. Wolf.

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      Eye-gore

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    Doctor, I was bitten by a wolf

    Where?

    No, was!

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    That’s the receptionist, not the doctor.

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      She could have a doctorate in English literature. You don’t know.

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        It would be strange if he knew that, unless she has a nameplate with “Dr.” on it displayed or something.

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