Your middle finger is only your middle finger if you also count your thumb as a finger. Which I find hard to accept. @showerthoughts 🖕

    • Quadhammer@lemmy.world
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      27 days ago

      Its a thumb. Its its own thing. If we had only 5 fingers we would be INFERIOR BEINGS

      glares at spider monkies

      • MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works
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        27 days ago

        Nah it’s the thumb finger, like the index finger etc. We have fully truncated it to just thumb because of how it feels more unique to the others. Doesn’t mean it no longer fits the categorisation though.

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          27 days ago

          We have fully truncated it to just thumb because of how it feels more unique to the others

          Kinda like the goalie on a hockey team or the drummer in a band. Still on the team, just a bit weirder.

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      28 days ago

      Probably because of its unique structure. It is slightly different than the rest of your fingers. I wouldn’t consider it different enough to exclude it from being a finger though.

  • volvoxvsmarla @lemm.ee
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    26 days ago

    When I was in elementary school I tried to start a protest during the break by getting on the desk and proclaiming that we need to stop the discrimination of the middle finger, it is a finger like the others and should be allowed to stand on its own just like the other fingers. Needless to say I held up my middle fingers during that passionate speech. I was also very sincere about it, not emotional, but I did find it unjust. I’m not sure where I am going with this but it was weighing on my chest for too long and needed to get out finally. Thanks for reading.

  • kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world
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    28 days ago

    All of them are fingers. Thumbs are fingers, but a finger is not necessarily a thumb. I dont know where people get the idea that a thumb is not a finger. So many common sayings reinforce that it is. “Counting on your fingers (including your thumbs)”, healthy babies have “Ten fingers, ten toes”, “What did the five fingers say to the face… slap”, “high five”, “five finger discount”, etc. Also, honorable mention to Princess Bride’s Inigo Montoya searching for “the 6 fingered man” which includes his thumb. “Middle finger” is not the only thing that makes no sense if you don’t accept that the thumb is a finger.

      • KubeRoot@discuss.tchncs.de
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        27 days ago

        I don’t think that’s right? I know polish has a separate word, and sampling in Google translate seems to show separate words in German, french and Spanish. Maybe I got lucky and hit the exceptions, but it seems to commonly be a separate word.

  • superkret@feddit.org
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    28 days ago

    You have three fingers named fingers.
    Index finger, ring finger and middle finger. The middle finger is in the middle of the three. Thumb and pinky are both outliers.

  • guy@piefed.social
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    28 days ago

    I got shocked when I learned my SO had learnt we have only four fingers. And a thumb.
    I mean…

  • unknown1234_5@kbin.earth
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    28 days ago

    I used to genuinely argue that it wasn’t a finger bc it had only two segments, not three. I’ve since realized that there is a third and I’m fucking stupid.

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      27 days ago

      Your original instinct was actually correct. Fingers have the metacarpal, proximal phalange, middle phalange, and distal phalange. The thumb doesn’t have a middle phalange. The proximal and distal phalange connect directly to each other.

  • Archangel@lemm.ee
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    28 days ago

    If you had to pick either one of those fingers to call the “middle” one, it’s pretty obvious which one better fits the description.

  • Blade9732@lemmy.world
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    28 days ago

    This is like the square/rectangle thing: “Not all fingers are thumbs, but all thumbs are fingers”.

  • TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com
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    28 days ago

    you count your pinky as a finger ? it is not a finger; it is a pinky.

    with the thumb being a thumb and as we have previously discussed about pinky leaves three fingers and certainly a middle one