It’s like a truck carrying punctuation got into an accident with a train carrying words. This is so hard to read.
Lmao I think that’s genuinely the best summary of his writing style that I’ve ever seen
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I like this way more.
Awwww man! I accidentally squeezed the box while inserting the straw and now it looks like I peed!
Also, I peed.
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Plenty more where that came from!
Thank you for that.
I don’t often run across a piece of pure poetry in the wild. Well said!
It’s like he’s campaigning for the liberals. Almost no one in Canada wants to hear this and I bet they will vote against whatever they see as aligned with this.
This stuff is first and foremost meant for the eyes of his supporters
Exactly. He’s normalizing the idea of the violent annexation of Canada to his supporters.
But honestly they seem to think it is fucking meaningless. They’re more forgiving about it, but they’re still out there calling it asinine.
Absolutely unhinged. Nobody would have believed this “tweet” even 1 year ago, and now this is the new normal
1 year ago? How about 5 years ago?
Honestly, even then. 45 was always unhinged but 47 has really lowered the bar more than was ever thought possible.
I mean if he was unhinged but was making your lifes better I would understand but the guy doesn’t even care and it’s making your lifes worst. I’m I crazy to think that american are crazy to vote for him, or is he making your lifes better in any way?
Not a critic, just really want to understand
It’s a combination of very stupid/uninformed voters, and hardcore fascist voters who don’t care how bad their own lives get, as long as immigrants and trans people get gassed. A lot of people think the latter group is a minority, but I actually think it’s the other way around. I think most people who voted for Trump are just fascists and the uninformed are maybe 20% max.
He is making the lives of women and minorities worse; that’s what Republicans voted for
No, a large swathe of Americans are just that stupid/insane/brainwashed
TRUMP is the GREATEST GODKING EVER because he will FINALLY GET RID OF the d*mn WOKEDEIDRAGILLEGALSQUEENIMMIGRANTS that sleepy joeBUSSED into our great country🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷 GOD BLESS AMERICA AMEN
LETS MAKE JEEBUS CRY!
Trump: “NO BORDER!”
And America will pay for it!
They would. Just not in the way they’d prefer.
Day 1, deport Canadians.
Hundreds of billions! Of micropennies! Aaaaaaaaah!
I read this as micropenises xD
I mean, I thought it was a glorious confusion.
I wonder if americans will ever learn, that there is no such thing as bad publicity…
Astonishing it’s not satire
I’m still trying to figure out how everything in the last 15ish years isn’t. Why do we have to be in the dumbest timeline.
This is actually one of the most interesting and entertaining timelines.
There was only supposed to be enough source data to make it to 2012- and that was originally a very generous buffer, since a fraction of a percent of Earths last more than 10 years after both networked computers and nuclear weapons have been invented in-simulation.
So, the operators decided not to pull the plug and just let this one run its course.
As it extrapolates history farther and farther outside of the initial parameters, the simulator is cannibalizing itself with feedback and undergoing model collapse.
Fuck you and die, cheeto
He sounds exactly how Kanye would ramble and its fucking scary <~<;
I encourage Canadian conservative voters to write in Trump’s name on their ballot
In the States we encourage our conservatives to write in Jesus Christ for President.
LOL some smooth brains no doubt will. Will be counted as spoiled ballots.
This fucking moron is INSANE
I wonder if he realizes shit like this is really helping the liberals
A few months ago it seemed like a sure thing conservatives would win, til Trump changed all that
Canadians saw the US shooting themselves in the face and went oh hell naw
There are still a disappointingly large amount of Canadians who will vote for pp
He’s literally too dumb for that.
I would not ordinarily recommend Hitler’s tactics and strategies as a general rule, but he sure knew how to solve the Hitler problem, at the very end. Donny, maybe look into that.
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