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Interstellar_1@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 10 days ago

If you could have one life size cardboard cutout of anyone/anything you wanted, what would it be?

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If you could have one life size cardboard cutout of anyone/anything you wanted, what would it be?

Interstellar_1@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 10 days ago
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    9 days ago

    Executor class star dreadnought

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    Elon musk holding a piece of paper with his bank credentials and crypto wallet access keys written on it

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      9 days ago

      The guy who made the cutout would have already transferred the funds.

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        This is the way

  • ApatheticCactus@lemmy.world
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    8 days ago

    The Andromeda Galaxy.

  • MissJinx@lemmy.world
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    10 days ago

    my bed. I love it so much

    • tetris11@lemmy.ml
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      It’s pretty awesome. I like the racing stripes and spiderman stickers you have on the headboard

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        Excuse me, I’m a woman, I have disney princesses on my headboard

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    10 days ago

    Map of the universe

  • MagicShel@lemmy.zip
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    10 days ago

    The Death Star. Not only would it be cool and intimidating, but I think it could be leveraged to reduce global warming by shading the world for about 12 minutes every day. (I attempted math to come up with 12 minutes. I wouldn’t trust that figure, but it’s all hypothetical anyway so the amount of time really doesn’t matter.)

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    If it’s 1:1 ratio? The sun

    • metaStatic@kbin.earth
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      would be interesting to see if that much cardboard had a noticeable gravitational field.

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        The Sun’s radius is ~696,000,000 meters, so the surface area of a perfectly circular cutout would be 1.5218e18 square meters. An article I found says that cardboard used for packing is about 0.35-0.4 kg per square meter, so taking an average of 0.375kg/m^2 gives a total of 5.7069e17kg. This is about the same mass as 40% of all water on Earth.

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        https://www.amazon.com/White-Corrugated-Paper-Sheet-Pack/dp/B08D2GT19P

        A 10 pack of “20 x 30 x 0.16 inches;” cardboard weighs “6.4 Pounds”.

        10x30x10 is 6,000 square inches, or ~3.87 square meters. 6.4 lbs is 2.9 kg. So figure ~0.75 kg per square meter of corrugated cardboard.

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sun

        Its diameter is about 1,391,400 km (864,600 mi), 109 times that of Earth.

        Area is r² times pi.

        $ maxima
        (%i1) float((1391400*1000/2)^2*%pi);
        (%o1)                        1.520526100532553E18
        

        So that’s a mass of about 1.5 x 10¹⁸ kg for the cardboard cutout.

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earth

        Mass: 5.972168×10²⁴ kg

        Earth has about four million times as much mass, so the Sun cutout would have about a quarter-millionth Earth’s gravitational pull.

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          Soooo that cardboard cutout has about the weight of Phobos, a moon of Mars…

          And since it’s as big as the sun, wouldn’t the moon break through it?

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          seems like it’d be pretty bad news for humans

          I’ll take 2

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      10 days ago

      Came here to say that, thank you.

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    My (future) wife. I would hide it away and never let anyone know or see, but I would at least know who to look for when dating, and it would give me unparalleled confidence in any future relationship.

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    Mr. T.

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    9 days ago

    Definitely either the Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog version of Sonic and Tails.

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    Godzilla. People would freak the fuck out!

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      No!!! I came here to say that!!! GIVE ME BACK MY GODZILLA CUTOUT

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    evangelion angel

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    True story time.

    I used to work in public health. One time I was assigned to inspect one of the local men’s shelters. There were ‘pods’ where a dozen men slept together in one room. One guy had a full size cutout figure of Joanna Lumley as Patsy from ‘AbFab.’ She is in all white, holding a cigarette and a bottle of Stoli. My man was homeless, but he had his priorities straight.

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    The upcoming winning lotto numbers

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    Jim

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