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tfm@europe.pub to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago

JD Vance jokes about detaining World Cup visitors

www.newsweek.com

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JD Vance jokes about detaining World Cup visitors

www.newsweek.com

tfm@europe.pub to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago
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Vance suggested they would be turned over to DHS Secretary Kristi Noem.
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  • Binky@lemmy.sdf.org
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    For real. If I wasn’t already here, I wouldn’t come to America for any reason. The odds of being detained and / or hassled have skyrocketed. Of course it’s exponentially worse if your skin color is on the darker side…

    Fuck I hate this government.

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      At this point I wouldn’t even be surprised if they detained me on the border for being too white. It’s suspicious! What am I hiding?!

      I don’t think I’ll be visiting your beautiful country in the next few years unfortunately.

  • MyOpinion@lemm.ee
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    2 months ago

    Such great comedy.

    • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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      Funny, it doesn’t feel great from the inside.

      • NarrativeBear@lemmy.world
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        To make American great again implies one of two things.

        1. It needs to get worse before it gets better.
        2. It currently is not, or was not great.
        • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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          It clearly implies that America was once great.

          It does not imply that America has to get any worse.

          Anyway, that’s all moot. It’s really all just racist dog whistling.

  • Chainweasel@lemmy.world
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    It’s not a joke, they’re already detaining tourists

  • Paul_1958@lemmy.world
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    Just another reason to avoid the US.

  • PunkRockSportsFan@fanaticus.social
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    The USA will be the first country to host the World Cup and lose money on the deal.

    Tourists will go to Canada and Mexico for the games.

    Only Americans will go to the USA games.

    Turns out : there’s not that many USA soccer fans.

    How do I do a put on World Cup futures ?

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      Not really the same but there are some etf’s that track msci world without us companies, although these companies might still be naive and spent money on world cup ads.

      Got you a link in case you’re serious; https://www.justetf.com/en/how-to/msci-world-ex-usa-etfs.html

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    And by ‘detain’, they mean arrest. And by ‘jokes’, they mean get your coat.

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    Trump and Vance are just mirrors of american society… And they are huge assholes for sure. Make of that what you will.

    • شاهد على إبادة@lemm.ee
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      People are downvoting this but it’s the truth.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    “Jokes.”

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    Jesus Christ they’re already fucking up US citizens right to be here, what makes anyone think this will go smoothly?

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      Visiting the US right now seems like a very bad idea

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    Wow, right out loud in the open. I wonder if they’ll make it a slogan, like MAGA. “Go home or talk to Noem!”

    God, this world is bleak.

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    Hahahahaha good joke Mr. Vice President of the “Free World”

    Fucking conservative fascists

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    The way Nazis would’ve joked about “gas leaks” in the chambers or some shit. It’s like they want to be as despicable as they can be.

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    Good one JD keep making those jokes the tourists love them.

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    Absolute death worshipping ghouls

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    It’s going to happen.

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